Funny, I’d do just the opposite command…

Happy Potter!

Hermoine maybe

“WHO AM I? BUY MORE SHIRTS!”

Who are you? Me Happy! (after waking from a drunken state)

I am happy cuz you don’t know who I am

Harry Pothead!

“I am Harry Potter and my cheaply-made sinisterly overpriced merchandise will make your hard-earned cash DISAPPEAR!”

THE HIRSUTE CERAMICS COMPANY

For all the hairy potters you can shake a stick at.

Why do I feel Gilderoy Lockhart was involved?

Teeshirtius ripoffya!

you happy…me confused

Harry Potter And The Existentialist Angst.
The book they dropped from series.

Who am I?
I am happy pirated Chinese knock-off!

I know you are, but what am I?

they still haven’t answered the first question!!!!

Now in Technicolor!

Stop deluding yourself. You say that you’re happy, but you look blue to me.

I know what you’re thinking, Lockhart. You’re thinking “WHO AM I?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is an Ollivander phoenix-feather, the most powerful wand in the world and will blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel happy?” Well, do ya, punk?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f***ed up maybe, but I’m happy how, I mean happy like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f***in’ amuse you? What do you mean happy, happy how? How am I happy?

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If I’m Happy, then which one are you? Sneezy or Dopey?

Dungeons and dragons and wizards, oh my !

I just rolled a Happy spell on you !

♫ Don’t worry… You happy ♫

Accio Engrish!

You mad?

Happy Potter?

I am A Re porter