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Did we mention take-out?
There’s a chance you won’t hear a tip…
Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Found in Japan.
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I’m not obsessive about the take-out menu, it is just that I like using hyphenated-words.
Aha! You no gettee tip-off.
It takes out complicatedly!
Please bring a hearing aid if you want to order take-out.
Take a seat, take a look at the hearing-impaired menu, take your time and…… take off!
The Silence Of The Take Out
Fried pigs’ ears not available for take-out…
(* … a hungry Peter Sellers as Sidney Wang in Murder by Death)
So if no choose from menu, my take-out not exclusive? How that works? What meaning of this?
So what does the chef do?
Def Jam is more than a record label, it seems
Do not USUALLY hear a take-out? So, what are the odds? I mean, I’m quite hungry but I don’t have time to read two menus. And what does a take-out sound like anyway? Should I be worried that some items on the menu may still be capable of hearing anything? Do I need to keep my voice down as I eat? Actually, I had a big lunch so I might skip dinner tonight…
Stir Fried Article
Article Fried Rice
Sweet and Sour Article
Steamed Article and Spam
I would hope the “Articles of the menus” can’t hear anything; I hate when my food can listen to me eating it.
Ask for the Godfather Special: we take you out.
NOBODY expects the take-out…
But I just got here…
The take out is going to order for you.
what happens if you want to eat-in?
The exclusive take-out menu only lists spam and eggs. If you want spam spam and eggs or spam eggs and beans, you’ll have to eat in.
Take-out menu is for the exclusive use of the take-out. Take-out menu may not be re-broadcast in whole or in part without the express written consent of restaurant management. Offer may not be applicable in all areas. Void where prohibited.
Exclusively use the take-out visa!
https://engrish.com/2009/11/use-the-visa/
In Soviet Russia, take-out orders YOU.
Articles of the menu also usually cannot read a take-out.
Take-out sing-a-long deep-frozen at drive-through.
Don’t talk to the items themselves. They have no ears. Thanks!
Just take me out of my misery already!