Now with no MSG…

You have to be willing to swallow if you want to get high.

I think someone put something in my drink….

I did not inhale…

The drink that blows your mind.

I think I’ll have a Coke.

This takes the word “shooter” to a new level.

Well, it’s pretty obvious what they smoked while deciding on the menu items…

Now you don’t have to decide whether to get high or gargle with sp…

Even Freud found this unambiguous.

$20 a bottle? Sure beats giving blood to get some drinkin’ money !

Sex, drugs, and rock & roll – all in one drink!

“Sweetener or Cream of Sum Yung Guy for your tea?”

Used to be you only had to remove stems and seeds, now you have to deal with the Chinese Navy.

I’ll pass.

Swallow it, both of you get high.

You’re not leaving the table until you finish your weed ejaculation!

You have to buy one of the other drinks to get the taste out of your mouth.

I asked for my drink “on the rocks.” I didn’t want to get stoned.

And if you don’t want bottled, ask about what we have on tap…

Let’s go someplace else. Nothing but girl drinks here.

The funny part is that the guy who wrote the menu thought he was using some clever sexual innuendo when he came up with with “sugar cane juice”.

Yooooo hoooo! Oh, waiter…! I’ll have what HE’s having!

getttt high on a new thing!!!

Am I stoned, or does this taste like cum?

“I did not eat at this restaurant with that woman, Miss Lewensky.”

Yo Dawg, I herd you like strong emotions so we put cannabis in your semen so you can get high while you get low!

Gotta go down to get high.

Our newest smoothie flavor combination, developed by women for women.

It’s $20 for the English version. Guess they are different after all.

If you smile into the grass, the grass smiles also into you.

Semen and cannabis? All for $7? Count me in!

I’ll take cannabis just leave out the semen

Thus is the kind of drink you find the day after the party.