Not what I wanna hear before I board…

So is cockroach.

Each ticket enters the lucky draw for a free funeral (guest numbers restricted to 5; byo food, alcohol & seating; first come first served; winning lucy draw does not mean you have actually won the lucky draw). Enjoy your fly!

No frills, but plenty of thrills.

Fly is cheap because fuel is half and maintenance is none. Life vests are expensive.

Look dad no wings

The Spanish kind is expensive, though.

Considerations for rest of slogan –

1: Crash is free

2: Crash – On the House…

I thought Bird was Cheap?
And Fly is Buzzzz…..

Wings.. we be some air.

Fly is cheap.
Lines is long.
Flight is delay.
Bags is lost.

Ride in overhead compartment.
You want seat?
Seat not cheap.

I thought talk is cheap…

thats why they don’t have enough money to fix that hole at the bottom of the plane huh

what doesn’t kill you will only make you cheaper

Crash landing is free!!!

Red Light Air: “Hey baby, you wanna ride?”

Fly is cheap, spider expensive

To disembark, grab two beers and jump.

fly is cheap
guitars are broke
not choosy about pilots
black box makers give us discount

Fly is cheap because the tourist seats are in the cargo hold, that cardboard box is your seat, oxygen is available at additional cost, and the toilet is in the corner.

Flying is optional – Landing compulsory.

Yu get all the fries you want on our airline.

We use substandard parts and pass the savings on to you.

Interesting… I actually sent in “Fly is cheap”, complete with “Wings” airline livery….on 23rd March 2010…..
Anyway… You want fries with that… that’s extra..

Cheap Zippers for everyone.

fly me a river er into a river

Life is cheap, Fly is cheaperer

Fly is cheap, but bathroom cost you $100 American cash. In twenties.

Bee is more expensive

Fly into mountain is expensive.

Fly is cheap
Water is expensive
Hand luggage on plane is very expensive

And the looks on the customers faces after realising that we don’t do all those important safety checks before takeoff?

Priceless

For everything else there’s Wings Airline

Come to Indonesia and try this famous Indonesian delicacy on the plane before you land!

– Deep fried fly with chilli sauce
– Side dish of Locust soup and crumbed ant crouton also available.

Fly is cheap
Bathroom is unclean
Pilot is untrained
Website is infected

*Survival is not guaranteed

No! Fly is “Nrrrrrr…..”

It’s the chicks that are cheap. Their mothers are cluck.

But what about the pants?

This is from the website of Wings Airline’s parent company, Lion Air:

http://www2.lionair.co.id/destinations-manado.aspx

I hope they pay their mechanics more than they pay their translators!

@Buzz Killington: the slogan on the web site you linked is “We make people fly” — I visualize people being dragged onto the plane kicking and screaming.

We spent all the money on orange paint.