Choose clothes daily

Another perplexing philosophical observation by Alice, the toilet squatting stickwoman.

Don’t complicate my life by making me choose clothes every day. Sometimes I want to wear the same clothes all week.

Some days I don’t want any. What’s the point of having a foppush bottom if nobody can see it?

It takes some talent to remain quiet whilst foppushing an arrival at your bottom to the point of needing a change of clothes. Good work, Alice!

This Alice and her bottom…… silent but foppush !

You can’t make this stuff up.

Noth the sort of clothes you stampede with then

If your life is going down the toilet, come see Alice. She will make your arrival at the bottom more foppush!

I will still have my life without Alice

Alice – “Tops for Bottoms”

Do you have a life? When it hits rock bottom, Alice will help you keep your foppush style alive 😉

Gee, I didn’t know I had to be into a life. I thought it was OK to be dead, but apparently that was just a foppush idea.

♫ One dress makes you taller
And one dress makes you fat.
The top that Alice gives you
Look like it’s made from a dead cat ♫

Christopher Robin wennt down with Alice.

Go ask Alice…

Alice in Tokyo is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland where Alice found herself getting to choose foppush designer clothes made by the rabbit and Mad Hatter to the queen’s party.

Come into the life! (in a deep hypnotizing voice).
-You are now foppush with your new clothes…

Finally, now I can choose clothes everyday and not have to go without!

I have FINALLY arrived…..at the bottom.

If you can lose your head, but keep your bottom foppush…

Off with her bottom!

So I can be poor, at rock bottom, AND get clothes everyday? Wow, and Alice won’t tell anyone she’s helping me… how delightful bargain.

I’m sooooo into a life

alice cooper’s new fashion line?

This is opposed to the Hobo shop across the street where you are encouraged to wear the same cloths every day.

No. Alice doesn’t shop here any more.

Fact: Alice quietly helps my feelings of being into life.

jjhitt – LMAO and dating myself in the process…

WHOO-HOO! I have ARRIVED! (At the bottom of life, Alice helped me do it quietly…)

I prefer to be dead when I shop, but, I guess I’ll try to get into a life.

Check out the fashion through the looking glass

♫ You can get anything you want at Alice’s Clothes Boutique (excepting Alice) ….♫♪

It’s an elevator!
No, it’s a closet!
No, it’s a crib, or maybe a coffin? I give up! *stomping away*