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A tad skankier than pixie dust…
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Self saucing… with stinky fish sauce
Well, if she’s cooked her crabs, that’s one less thing to worry about. That narrows it down to HIV, gonorrhoea, chlamydia, syphilis, herpes, warts, chancroid, hep B and moral turpitude…
The “Where are they now?” edition on Tinkerbell.
The latest title in the “Hooker Health” magazine.
Crabs have questionable morals (and cooking habits…)
If you frequent a Thai massage parlor and decide to have dinner there as well, you are taking your chances.
Crabs with matresses strapped to their backs
Whore dust is tasty, but I prefer mine chunky.
I prefer to have my whore dust cooked by a chef with a more engaging personality, thank you.
Whore dust for dinner again? Mom!
Last time I’ll watch Animal Planet at three in the morning.
Just because it is loose, doesn’t mean it is easy.
Whore dust, the key ingredient for a whoresome meal.
This is a Spongebob episode I haven’t seen yet.
Crab cooked in whore dust? I really hope that a euphemism for something.
Is that what Jack the Ripper had in mind?
Excuxem me sir, my crab is a little too whorey tonight.
Goes perfect with our Pimpcorn Shrimp
Whore juice I could see. Whore dust, not so much…
Crabs cooked in whore dust taste really lousy!
Get it?
“Whore dust”? Is that is that a new euphemism for cocaine? If so, then I guess “crab” just refers to a junkie with a bad attitude and the whole thing makes perfect sense.
break out the antibacterial soap and hand sanitizers
Waiter, there’s whore dust in my crap
Wgore dust is from treeswith lax morals.
Sounds like an add from the back of one of “those” catalogs:
“Sprinkle some of THIS on her crab cakes and she’ll lose all control.”
You’ll see this and more on “Crustaceans Gone Wild”.
UnbeLIEVable! :-0
ปูผัคพงกธะฑธี — close?
In Thai a word “Whore” and “Curry” was nearly sound.
It’s Tinglish + Fail
They spelled the Thai wrong as well
Petit-thanks for the information.
Looks like Mr Krabs doesn’t just cook Krabby Patties…
Whore dust, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Is this better than the twice-jerked chicken I saw on the menu?
I wonder how well this goes with their spicy fennel and gonorrhea salad?
I wonder if this goes well with the fennel and gonorrhea salad?
It’s so difficult to find decent workers these days…
Who doesn’t?
Or else it gets the hore again !
@Brian
It’s ปูผัดผงกระหรี่ actually.