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Found in Japan.
Japanese says “soft milk jelly”.
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Great! But where ARE they ?!
Got milk jellies?
Aren’t they the most gentle milk jellies or WHAT?
mmm…
I think I’ll pass today and go with courtesy drink
Custard perhaps
Who gives a stuff. I’ll have Rum.
Ingredients: (may contain one or more of the following) …
Milk of Magnesia Jellies are gentleness on the stomach…
My milk turns to jellies when it has sat out on the counter for three days.
Did you run out of “rudeness or jujubes”??????
Whatever they are, I want to know if they go well with the battered crap stick.
So it’s brie, then?
Is it pudding? Because if it’s pudding you can’t have any until you finish your meat. How can you have pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
a new dish served exclusively at the krusty krab
It’s really gentle! It does not retaliate even if you eat it up!
They are milk jellies, more commonly known as pudding. You eat them with a small shovel, also called a spoon.
And if I want both? What then?
Hmmm. Let me see. (Holds chin in hand and looks thoughtfully at cracks in ceiling.) Do I want comfort food or just plain comfort?
Are you feeling lucky, punk ?
don’t you love surprises?
Life used to be a box of chocolates.
‘…or they are cats vomit. Please retain this card for the poisons information centre in the event of accidental consumption.’
And they are delicious, or nauseating.
uhhh wheres the beef?
The japanese reads “Soft Milk Jelly”.
(in other words “milk pudding”….why they call it “zeri” (jelly) instead of “purin” (the usual word for “pudding”) is beyond me.
Whatever. I guess it’s better than HARD milk jelly…
And I thought life was a box of chocolates.
Realistically, if I only had the choice between gentleness and mint jellies, I’d much rather have gentleness. Who wants violent mint jellies anyway? Taste does NOT rule here.
I’ll think I’ll have the serenity or cherry pie instead ….
Take with care, no hurting feelings.
I’ll take the gentleness!
Waiter !!! the milk jellies called me a biatch !!
Prease be polite to the milk jellies, or you could be handled roughly or leg of chickens.