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isn’t there any corrar to go with this
That’s too much to pay for a cluck.
Tips to win a woman’s heart #5: After sharing a delicious battered crap stick together, splash out on a stylish blaceret for her. She will be yours forever, guaranteed.
PILATE: Wome is your fwiend. To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.
Never mind the braceret, to win MY heart get me one of of those cute suction-cup toys of Mario, Buzz or Cookie Monster! đŸ˜€
Check out the blue … thing on the right: it’s ROFL-ing….. đŸ˜€
It’s actually gorden, I tell ya!
♫ She wants a purr neckrace…♫
I’ll bert you couldn’t get a duck for $15.00 anywhere.
…so in styre
PILATE: Your fathew was a Woman?
BRIAN: Yes, and he bought my mother a gorden blaceret!!!
BIGGUS: A very thpethial blatheret…
Does it come with a crasp? Or no crasp?
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue from bad engrish!
Give the blaceret to thtgirrfliend.
*the girrfliend.
No thanks, I would rather buy a pair of eallings…
A perfect swap of ‘l’ and ‘r;’ it’s exactly like something someone writes to make fun of Engrish. I can’t help but to wonder if it was done purposefully as a grab for attention or if was planted as a gag.
That’s a nice piece of jewerly…
“I’ll take the emelard blaceret…That one. The thild one on the light.”
It gives the blaceret to the girrfliend or it, oh, YOU know!
Is those the prastic cleatules that wirr guald youl gilrfliend whire she’s wealing the blaceret? (Aggh! My tongue is completely twisted.)
Does anybody know what the heck is up with Buzz Rightyeal?
Yeah, I saw Buzz the other day and I think he had a woody! Uh, that’s if I understand what you meant by “up.” Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
and on top of it all ………….. ITS NEW ……… thank God they are not giving me an old blaceret ……..
.925 Stelering Sirvel