Crap legs cost extra

Finally! Truth in advertising!

A crap stick a day keeps everyone away.

Do you have any steaming crap instead? I’m on a diet.

I initially thought the sign outside said ‘To Let’, but when I checked, it didn’t.

It’s pronounced ‘bettered crep stuck’.

How much was it before the beating

Could I just have half of a crap stick ? I can’t have too much…, oh, grilled please, I am on a diet. Thank you!

You have the right to live without the fear of battering. Call the Crap Crisis Line.

Battered Crap Stick: when laxatives and stool softeners just aren’t enough.

Battered Crap Stick: An American’s Understanding of the Game of Cricket.

I’ll have it with a diet cock please!

Crap your hands for the chef!

Do they wrap it in newspaper or toilet paper?

Can I have my crap with a side of pees?

OOOH! I’ll bet that smarts.

Oh this is Bullstick!

No thanks. I’ll just go with the “delectable assortment if herbs and spices appetizingly placed over a shingle.”

the all new holy sh*t diet!!…battered crap, fried crap,steaming crap…we have all sorts of crappy foods for you to enjoy!

This is a funny crap! Let’s stick on it! Hahahaha!

Proof positive that you can batter and fry *anything.*

People should be scared when the waiter tells them he made the crap stick himself!

I bought the last one.

Crap on a stick is still better than my step-mother’s cooking.

In the Old World we called it “drek auf ein shpendel” and it was free.

If anyone is wondering what the crap end of the stick looks like, here it is!

When “fair food” goes too far…!

I’ll have that with the bearded clam strips.

I could never put a price on that. Leave it to the Kiwis !

Please don’t batter my poor crap stick. It meant no harm.

Does tortured food, or rather tortured garbage, taste better?

Crappy batter 😀

Does it stick to the teeth?

I like crap patties better, but… What the hell!

with corn … $0.50 extra

Crap on a stick…
Asia’s answer to
shit on a shingle

does it come with a side of royal crap sauce?

How cruel could the chef be!

This stuff is cheap crap.

“Get your fresh crap here! Straight from the—uhh…..oven!” 😉

Goes great with Crapola juice!

And when I say battered crap, I mean we really beat the s*** out of it.

I guess crab is so common in New Zealand that they just call it crap. D:

Some people will eat anything if you put it on a stick.

try it with the piss soup,,delicious,,!!!

Is it proper to dip in corn poop?

Can I get this with the poo poo plater?

Just think, they used to be called freedom fries!

Batteled clap stick ?

In case you want to have your crap and beat it too!

CHINESE + NZ = crap cooking and inability to spell oops i meant smell