Because plants have to go too…

Morning dog is starting to look REAL good.

You can always tell when you’ve been eating corn.

Served in the traditional way: in white porcelain.

One bag of poopcorn please.

My favourite cereal is Prostitooties.

They don’t go Snap ! Crackle! and Pop!

They just lie there and bang.

Goes straight through you.

Really? Does corn actually poop?

Looks more like a business card.
“Nice doing business with you”. POOP!

All washed down with a warm glass of lemon pee

Nah, I’m allergic to corn, do you have any of the bean vomit coffee mugs left?

Corn Poops, Breakfart and Morning dog…tastes of a new generation

Which jar would you like to try, Sir? Number 2?

With a bowl of hot pee soup!

Is it breakfast snack receptacle? Is it an innovative new toilet design? Withdraw the spoon and find out for yourself!

They mistook the outhouse for the corn field.

A day without corn poops is like a day without . . . uh . . .help me here . . . Jack Black? Richard Simmons? Al Sharpton? Kanye West?

Digestion optional.

Usually you get corn poops after going to the bathroom.

No thanks-these things taste like crap.

Nah. Looks like used corn poops to me…
Just collect it from the outhouse and bring it back on the table.
Perfect example of un-recycling.

I know it’s corny, but “Everybody Poops”

this is one poopular breakfast item.

I think know this one! This was a Martha Stewart tip, right? “When stockpiling your feces in jugs, make things easier for yourself by taking the time to sort, separate, and label.”

They are to be served with peenut toppings.

I gotta have my Poops!

Don’t eat those. Trust me.

Er, yep, that’s corn in there.

This is what they serve at the Breakfart place.

Are they more tasty than Rice Craps? Or Wheat Turds? Or Barley Droppings?

Because when it comes to breakfast, fecal matters.

This ranks right up there with “I didn’t know shrimp HAD balls!”

don’t know what they were trying to say in the first place

The ingredient for the worst flavor of “Pooh Biscuits”…

It’s the Chamberpot of secrets…. where’s Harry Plopper?

Waiter: Would you like to have your corn poops here at the table, ma’am?
Lady: No, just flush it down the toilet and save me the trouble!

from the makers of crap on a stick

Corn Poops, but Honey Smacks!

Corn poops, but humans only breakfart.

er, your corn needs to eat more fiber

Corn poop happens.

I was hoping for Pop Farts

Works the other way, too: Poop Corns

Made by Corn Freaks