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Neil Armstrong, will you marry me?
When I survey ….
Something for the geomatically inclined.
When roses are red they’re ready to pluck,
When girls are sixteen they’re ready too.
nothing’s as spatial as a love triangle
She asked, “Are you talking about my body?!”
I politely said, “No, no, it’s all in your head.”
She punched me and left.
Why a woman is so hard to please?!
Ditz of my dreams, airhead of my desire…
You’re deep, I like that in a broad.
Does this card make me look fat…?
I need my own space…
“I love you so much / Wish that I had / More of you to touch….”
Let’s design a floor plan together.
I’ve heard of a book worm, but never a book rose
When 2-D Romance isn’t enough! 😀
Just don’t crowd me.
heya mario youa so spacial heres a gift
69ing with E.T.?! eeeeewwwwwwww!
♪ You are my spacial angel… ♫
(Always thought that’s what it sounded like he was singing anyway…)
This is a break-up card. It’s saying, “Hey, I need my space.”
I’m really into spatial relationships.
The Church Lady says, “Isn’t that spaaacial”
does anybody know where i can find one for my gf?
Spacial? Well, she does have a heavenly body.
You will always have a spacial place in my heart…for taking up SOOO much space
These inter-spacial relationships are difficult.
If you pronounce it “Spay-shul” then the first word should be “Fer”
…in that you are good at taking up space and not much else!
Spacial? Well, it’s better than “horizontally challenged”.
ME: did you get her digits?
HIM: no, but I got her coordinates!
Is the card meant for someone who is obese?
The kind of card a spiritual entity gives to someone from the physical plane of existence.
Why, Church Lady, you shouldn’t have!
“You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie”
A card for the cartographer in your life
Givin’ it to Buzz Aldrin.