Just give me 10 minutes…

Sure, but why are you walking away???!!!

I would rather hear that from someone without a little kid in tow…

NOT with that child with you!

Yeah, maybe, but, I guess a discreet affair is out of the question.

Only during school time

The front reads: “Lorena Bobbitt Polling Institute”.

Hotel Room: CHECK
Condoms: CHECK
Kid dropped off at school: CHECK
Yeah, I’m ready…!

“Catering service? Oh, I thought you meant the OTHER kind of affair. Well hey, the hotel room’s already paid for so what do you say?”

Mom… How many uncles do I have? I’ve lost count.

Only if I can borrow your kid’s yellow hat.

Is that what you also asked the father ?!?

And she wonders why so many guys hit on her 😛

Side note: I don’t think those keys will be in her pocket long.

Ms. Matsuo always enjoyed the attention she received from westerners and college students during the short walk to her son’s school. ‘My stylist really was right’, she thought happily (in Japanese). ‘The new makeover and hairdo have done wonders! I just wish she’d let me decide which clothes to wear occasionally. This t-shirt really needs a good wash.’

A very open relationship, obviously!

Yes. Yes I am. Do you you want to watch or should the me and the kid go in another room?

Affair is a state of mind, and a cause of children apparently.

Because the best time to cheat on your husband is when you’re taking your kid to school.

I preferred the BBQ apron one of my friends Japanese wife had. I had two adorable kettens on it with the message. “I am the finest pussy in the Cathouse”

Unfortunately some killjoy told her what it meant, so she took it off.

EDIT: I = It.

this must be bill clinton’s shirt

Engrish Parenting Fail.

if those hotties in the background are included too, I’m up for it! Or down wit it if you prefer. Whatever! How soon can we start.

She needs that T-shirt message because the clothes won’t do it. Nice one!

I was wondering why all those men were following me…

BIEN SUR! preferably with the child.

somehow, i feel like this shirt is made by non-engrish speaker.

She’s so desperate to do that, she even wrote it on her back.
But don’t you think that she’s setting a “REALLY” bad example for the child with her.
what will the child write on his back when he grows up???
I think it will be:
“I’m ready to get laid”

Well, I was looking forward to dinner, some drinks and dancing first, but if you simply must cut to the chase ….

On second thought:

Formal or informal? ‘Cause if it’s formal, I have to pick up my tux from the cleaners first.

Apparently this young boy can read english

I am so stuck up light now. Of course I ready!

Okay, but the kid doesn’t get to watch.

If she has to wear it on her back, I don’t want to know what her face looks like.

foreigner affair eh? LOL

sorry i mean foreign affair…LOL again hahaha 🙂

the caption should be “me luv you long time”

Looks like she already found one.

It’s the “Recent Girl”!! (See the 26 May 2010 post in Clothing.)

only with the hotties on the left please,,

Let me just drop the result of the previous affair off at the kindergarten and then I’m ready for you.

That’s what shirt said.

In that case, If I was the kid, I would want to go on Maury, to find out who my father is.

I don’t know if it’s the mullet or the jorts that have me so turned on, but that sounds like a great idea! You have to get rid of Curious George first, though.

Follow the white T-shirt