It doesn’t get any better than here…

What? All of them at once? Their cleaning bills must be astronomical.

So THIS is where the Very Handsome Tailor works!

All are welcome at Climax fertility center! We burst with pride and scream with joy at the quality of our service…and you will too!

Richard Insider CEO

You never know. It could be fake.

The “mix” is all in the wrist…!

Casino Climix: come in here and blow your wad…

… anywhere else is anticlimactic…

Don’t you mean “cum” inside?

It’s a imflowing.stay a place kind of place.

The happiest place on earth! ™

The world’s largest sperm bank.

but don’t spank the monkeys or choke any chickens. That’s animal abuse.

the store for all your needs! cum inside, sit down, stay a while. dont forget to sample our new products!

I’m just excited to be here.

All your climax are belong to Ahhhhs.

Not to here my wife tell it.

Why shop anywhere else ? But if you, please double-bag for safety.

One of the many stores eunuchs loathe.

The ONE store you’d never want to see your parents walk into.

Where the “Clean as you go” policy is strictly enforced.

Tour Guide (to tourists): And now, for the highlight of our tour, I present to you the one and only CLIMAX!

Free Tissues

Beats going to Disneyland or some other Mickey Mouse place. Unless, of course, you have some very, um, interesting ways of getting your ya-yas out.