Fresh jfkjsljklkj!

How embarassing, everyone knows it’s spelled “sfsfskjlflskjflksjfslkf”.

It said “I’m testing my Keyboard”.

Looks sooooooo tasty, I’d better use kjdgsdfjshgvls and a little bit dkjfgdvldgflbgf, and then no one can resist the excellent taste.

Yeah… ah…. make mine with CAPS LOCK on, please!

I think the message is, no matter what you call it, it still tastes like crap.

If you have trouble swallowing, press F1 !

Can I buy a vowel?

Would you cut me some sfjkfskj;SLAK, please!!

This is the first time I’ve ever thought that KFC sounded like a reasonable alternative.

This is a common Australian Aboriginal dialect. It says: “if you use our giant soft boiled emu egg entrée as an ashtray, you will feel the wrath of the battling crayfish”

I get it. Some Jap bloke used the Windings font by mistake, and then tried to interpret it back to Englash.

Damn hard to speak Chinese

As soon as I finish creating this menu, my boss is gonna fire me. He can’t read engrish, but I’ll get the last laugh – the son of a SDsfsf;!!!!

The writer of the menu had a rare case of lisp: he’s only able to write words as he pronounces them.

Number 2 please.

does it come witha side of qwerty

“Well, this menu’s all encrypted! I guess they don’t want us to know the secret recipe!” 😀

And for the MMO players out there….

Oh, so this is where the gold sellers eat!

okay…. now they are not even trying

how do YOU spell relief?

@rauthik—— Lazy Engrish syndrome

say that 10 times in a row and you’ll get a free soda!

It looks like someone’s been a little QWERTY with their dinners lately.

I’ll have the big round thing.

Hmm, looks good, I will have a side of ggllpnnmf”’wwq witht that.

Just another case of mental impairment from Gulf Oil fish. Poor thing won’t even be fit to file a claim.

Food here is so good it make you feel like you’re at home, keys that is.

good job!! now you’ve mastered the “home row” on the keyboard…lets try the OTHER letters now..

YUCK – This tastes like fsfhthftsfthsftfsth!

GESUNDHEIT!

Ooh…this is my favorite. It goes excellent with a white zinfadeljgxjelsghjwjwekwhekhwe.

The sound lobsters make when you put them in a pot of boiling water.

The author was distracted by pinches from the lobsters.

I love keyboard tidbits for dinner, but they have to be served with the right sauce, like asdfghjkl, for example.

Who fell asleep on the keyboard again?!?

When the cat runs across the keyboard just as you hit the “Send” key.

I guess that now the owner is gonna fire his translator : it’s not because you have an english sounding name that you can speak the language!

Translated directly from the original Welsh by the Swedish Chef.

It’s a rare species of lobster from the asdfsdafsafsdag family.

“I’ll have the suhh…the sujuhh…on second thought, maybe you could just recommend something.”

waiter: “I’m having trouble understanding you. Could you put these marbles in your mouth when you order?”

Fresh from Icelandic waters!

I think that’s written in lobster…

I ate fhjdhakajslsjdksnshd today. It was tasty.

Actually, that’s the sound I make when I’m trying to get some really disgusting food off my tongue. Just think of Tom Hanks with the cracker and caviar in Big.

Oh, look…Icelandic lobsters! Their native name sounds just like that volcano’s unpronounceable name…

It puts the sdfsdfsdfdlk in the basket … because of lobsters.

Uh, yeah… I was more in the mood for some khbkgksdsldlfgj, but I guess you don’t have that here… better leave.

In Vancouver they serve the West Coast fhjdhakajslsjdksnshd .

I prefer the East Coast fhjdhakajslsjdksnshd from Cape Breton.

And a Robster on the side.

Sfsfskljflskjflksjfslkf.

Finally, the secret ingredient in McDonald’s special sauce, and in Coca-Cola’s secret recipe, revealed.