Fresh jfkjsljklkj!

The dish is alternately known as “button mash special”.

Get the side of flied lice along with XSTRsgsgsgsYTR-farfargnugen-saanDSRTFXDF poo-poo platter # thee with low sodium soy

I must conclur with Chuck. The reastern robster is lery devrine.
In the rowld

You don’t need vowels to name a fantastic dish, only bowels to enjoy it.

and the appetizer is suoiciled (spelled backwards)

It’s too good for words!

I type the same thing when my instant messaging pops up while I’m in the middle of a game of World of Warcraft… generally I don’t send those messages though.

the Engrish Scammer strikes again:
Yeah, boss, I know Engrish. Of course, you’ll have to pay me the going rate for translating your menu into Engrish. It’s a lot harder than it looks…

To pronounce our menu correctly, we will have to cut your tongue out.

I prefer the “azertyuiop” menu instead.

this is your menu on drugs..

SDfsfsfsja: secret ingredients you!

I’d rather have a bowl of fhqwhgads.

Was my niece playing with the keyboard again?

menus by bob and doug mckenzie

The person who wrote this menu has the gift of tongue! I mean he just experienced God! What he’s really saying is “Holy delicious food” and “I am sick of the ****ing crabs on the ****ing plane!”

A more fitting name is “The retarded keyboard”

It is only meant to be left deciphered by a spy who can’t type.

This is the sound chickens make when the temples explode them

I’ll take a bowl of that alphabet soup.

Someone was bored while writing a menu

Nicest tasting pjnnsoiauncnoeisnd ina long time!

Another clever online translation…

Boss: You sure you are a good translator?

Translator: I am the most kdskdskdskdskds translator ever! I promise!

I hear the translator is the best student on his Kindergarten. He graduate yesterday…

Well I asdf up this morning,
with a jkl;as in my head.
My dfjk done l;as me,
I l;asd as well be dead.

I got the home row bluuuuuues!

This is why you should not hire the Angry German Kid to translate your menus.

When ordering, the only thing I can do is to point to the pics, bcoz I dont know how to pronounce them …

I didn’t know Michael J Fox knew Chinese

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