Another warm tip for your majesty

Another warm tip for your majesty

posted on 8 Jun 2010 in Chinglish

Found in China.

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KinkyTom
KinkyTom
14 years ago

I prefer a Gold Chalice thank you very much not one made of steel and possibly large amounts of lead.

Eduard
Eduard
14 years ago

Hi, there, your highness, my man!
Tip of the day: beware of water – directly for your royal stool only!

Eduard
Eduard
14 years ago

It royally uses it !

Eduard
Eduard
14 years ago

My toilet is my kingdom!

Eduard
Eduard
14 years ago

Cold tip: for drinking INDIRECTLY. Or (h)ealth….!

just4kicks
14 years ago

I should not drink directly from it? HELLO, I’M THE KING AND I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE!

Zakorath, the soulless one

Is it megalomania if I start seeing signs like this?

Matt S.
Matt S.
14 years ago

It royally uses this whenever it is told or it gets the hose again.

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

“Please note that health…” Health what?… WHAT?!… I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME!!!

Algernon
Algernon
14 years ago

For a cold tip watch were you pass water

CallieWL
CallieWL
14 years ago

Shouldn’t royalty receive a Hot Tip?

xila31
xila31
14 years ago

If your Excellency insists on drinking from the urinal, he will surely have the craps with royal sauce later.

DrZos
DrZos
14 years ago

Your excellency, wazzzzzzup???
Note that health now, would u? Drink indirectly only!!!

Eduard
Eduard
14 years ago

Quote: “Eduard: It royally uses it !”

For those of you who didn’t get it:
https://engrish.com/2010/04/thanks-but-i-have-to-do-an-artistic-2/
:D:D

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

I’ve got a warm tip for you, right here.

phoenixx
phoenixx
14 years ago

ok peasant where is the fried crap in royal sauce?

Carlos
Carlos
14 years ago

That health should directly for noting.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

I know what the throne is for, you bloody peasant!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
14 years ago

They had to put this sign up when the hotel realized that “King” and “Duke” were also pet names for dogs.

Jay
Jay
14 years ago

His excellency is due to take his station
Beginning his new urination
He’ll make an appearance when
The clock on the wall strikes ten.

FatKenney
FatKenney
14 years ago

The sign just ends abruptly, as if the sign writer died before he could finish the health notice. I guess this really isn’t directly for drinking water.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
14 years ago

Q: How do you stop the Chinese drinking?

A: Put a lock on the toilet.

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

@ Ralph Hamilton: Grooooaaannn….

jjhitt
jjhitt
14 years ago

Happiness is warm tip..

(I think this is saying don’t drink from the hot water faucet, not toilet.)

Falco
Falco
14 years ago

I suppose the eggplant king does need these kind of warnings after ordering the bacterium with chicken. He got so incensed last time.

DanT
DanT
14 years ago

Sire,

Your porcelain throne is not meant for drinking.

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

@jhitt: or maybe “Don’t drink from the warm tip.”

Classic Steve
14 years ago

Did the writer get flushed down before finishing?

Pedro
Pedro
14 years ago

Note that health, it’s the only one you got.

d17Nk
d17Nk
14 years ago

don’t tell me what i can’t drink directly when i’m the king of the toilet.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
14 years ago

I had a warm tip when I was born but a few days later that mohel guy came along and, well, you know.

DrLex
14 years ago

Maybe the sign writer actually drank from the water, and died before he could finish the last sentence.

dane
dane
14 years ago

makes you write unfinished sentences

Carlos
Carlos
14 years ago

Sign,hello
I shall not this directly for drinking water ,
That health is noted you’re welcome.

Lady Butterfry
Lady Butterfry
14 years ago

Hi,the water is for Your Majestic royal flush only.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

The toilet of Argghhh!

jim
jim
14 years ago

i accidentally the bottle xDDD

kitsune
kitsune
14 years ago

This message will self distruct five seconds in

Domino
Domino
14 years ago

So that’s why my dad calls it his throne…

Doff
Doff
14 years ago

I hate it when they don’t tell me everything.

Bob
Bob
14 years ago

oh yeah! note that health! note it like you mean it!

Old Man
Old Man
14 years ago

Um, I prefer “Your Majesty” or “Your Holiness” to “You Excellency.”

Old Man
Old Man
14 years ago

That should be “Your Excellency”. Cluse rou, Engrish.crom!

Brian
Brian
13 years ago

Duly noted, peasant.

Brian
Brian
13 years ago

Your throne awaits, my excellency.

Mere
13 years ago

It’s not quite good enough to be a hot tip, but it’s still pretty good.

Gerson
Gerson
13 years ago

Polite is good, this is overdoing it.

Gerson
Gerson
13 years ago

This must be the emperors toilet.

Tom
Tom
13 years ago

I don’t reckon us plain folks’ll be drinkin’ here, neither.

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

The toilet nearby says: “My Lord, do not use this toilet as a mouse.”

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