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Mum! The cats have imflowed all over the floor again!’
cat imflowing home. I prefer a carboard box.
Yum Cha just got interesting again
i think that means they have urinary blockage..cuz its imflowing not outflowing..
‘Only I’m flowing, you don’t flowing: I’m flowing. I must go. To you: stay a place.’
Nope, even that way it still sounds as though those panda’s on acid have started a greeting card company.
I love cat too – if it is prepared right. Otherwise I get an outflowing problem and I must stay near a place.
I love cat… tastes like imchicken…
Someone once said that modern poetry made as much sense as something a cat might write, so this little poem is probably their work.
So… Youflowing wad Isaying?
Q: Do you love cat?
A: No thanks, I’m a vegetarian.
Is it just me or is anyone else thinking this is a subtle reference to menstruation?
I think they’re trying to say that you must stay a place and not imflowing while I go flowing.
Hmm… Allow for poor grammar, lack of punctuation…
Conversation between the two kittens, im = I’m… flowing = following!
When the cat lady down the street gets a little tipsy.
I hate cat. Imcooking cat. To have cat you must come to my stay a place, iminviting you 😉
When it’s imraining cats and dogs the river starts imflowing kittens.
The unfortunate kitties are siamese twins, joined at the shoulders. They share a short leg and useless paw. Does that make them siamese cats?
I think the references to imflowing are intended to communicate something about their genetic mutation. “I must go to stay at your place” could well mean that they are inseparable–literally.
Hallelujah it’s raining p***y!
I love caption
Only Imflowing you don’t…
I’m confused now… thanks.
Errr! Chasps. Did I mention flowing?
I love cat too. They must go to stay a my place. Immnotallergic.
is that a chinese takeout menu? never figured they’d be that honest about it.
there’s a cat in the kettle at the peking moon, kitty on a stick and meow mu shu…. when ya gonna order kitty chow mien, we’re gonna be sick then dad, singin we’re gonna be sick then.
This reminds me of a picture frame some friends used to have — it was a wedding gift from someone with a sense of humor. The top said “She was only hungry for love” and the bottom had a poem, something along the lines of “Inflowing, outflowing, only inflowing, save a plac.” I wonder if there is a popular poem out there that doesn’t translate well into English.
If cat must go to stay a place with me, it must be a spayed first.
Too hard to go with the imflow ….
I im slowly flowing crazy, 1 2 3 4 5 6 SWITCH…
You love cat. I love p***y. We have something in common!
hey, David Sedaris mentioned seeing this in his essay about visiting tokyo, “The Smoking Section”.
– Look Ma, imflowing!
I’m imflow with you