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The Every Place is such a work-saver!
posted on 18 May 2010 in Chinglish
I had a job, but now I get the every place!
Photo courtesy of Paul Donahue.
Found at the Beijing Zoo, China.
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…so you’re saying this automatic device breaks the laws of quantim mechanics and lets me be in the every place at once?
quantum!!!
I’m lost! where is the automatic guide?
You can get the device. Just believe in yourself. And turn right.
But will you truly appreciate the device if you didn’t have to work for it?
You take the blue pill – it’s automatic, you needn’t any work, you get the every place and believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill- you stay in the Beijing Zoo, you turn right and I show you how to get the device.
The problem is that if u speak Chinese , the device is 10 RMB, but if u speak English , the device is 40RMB ~ how wonderful~
Automatic guide it’s automatic…
Oh, if only I had such a device.
“Turn right you can get the device.” Directions for the secret agent.
@Aladdin; You mean if you speak Engrish
Do the zoo at warp 10!
It automatically becomes guide when purchased
Teleport from ‘hitchhiker’s guide’
They have great social benefits in China!