It doesn’t have a doorbell?

It doesn’t have a doorbell?

posted on 5 May 2010 in Signs

It puts the key in the keyhole…

Photo courtesy of K.
Found in Japan.

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Thuggy D
Thuggy D
12 years ago

It opens then slams in your face.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
12 years ago

Please do not disturb, or…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

It says: ‘Who’s there?’

It replies: ‘I’m up.’

It asks: ‘I’m up who?’

It wittily responds: ‘You’re a pooo? Well I know exactly where you can get a great hair cut!’

just4kicks
12 years ago

It knocks you over if you disturb the person behind that door

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

It knocks beautifully.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

It knocks. She bangs. What do you do?

Recoil
12 years ago

Or else it gets the awkward interruption?

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

It swings as well

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

I think its fuel injectors need cleaning

Petit
12 years ago

It’s demonic door.

CallieWL
CallieWL
12 years ago

So?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

It sure does baby!

Classic Steve
12 years ago

The door is complaining, along the lines of a milder “It burns!”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

It knocks. Then slowly enters. With a slow unstoppable force, a feeling of dread envelops everything. Gradually you can feel it sapping your will. Your brain screams “No! No!” in horror. Your body is unable to respond. Slowly the life force seeps out of your body.

It is another “grest debate” between the Liberal and Labour Prime Monsters. (Sorry; Ministers)

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

It’s not home.

coffeebot
12 years ago

Lord, forgive us for all the Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb quotes…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

When one door opens, another one slams in your face.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
12 years ago

It knocks, then runs away and giggles.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

It beautifully opens it.

Pedro
Pedro
12 years ago

“It doesn’t have better things to do?”

Quantity Surveyor Man
Quantity Surveyor Man
12 years ago

Oh gods! What does it want? Why won’t it leave me alone? Day and night its in my head knocking! It never says anything, it just knocks! I can never leave this room now because I’m terrified that its out there! Oh the terror! It might want to kill me, or worse.. it might want to give me a copy of “The Watchtower”!!! *shudder*

m
m
12 years ago

“It rubs the lotion on its skin…”

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

wow!! the adams’ are polite people!! cousin it knocks

Tommie
Tommie
12 years ago

If this door’s a knocking, come in with with a cockring

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
12 years ago

japan? Surely this was taken in Soviet Russia.

magick
magick
12 years ago

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin!

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

…unless it’s a’rockin.

Incidentally, did anyone else notice that the lettering on that sign is WAY off-center?

David
David
12 years ago

It beautifully slams in your face!

DanT
DanT
12 years ago

What can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If it hears, it will knock all day,
I’ll be trapped, and here I’ll have to stay….

Jeff
Jeff
12 years ago

Oh, great! Nice way to ruin my “knock-knock” jokes…!

Tman
Tman
12 years ago

It locks!

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

It could use a higher octane.

jordinyc
jordinyc
12 years ago

.. or else it gets the hose again!

rowger
rowger
12 years ago

It may come from outer space, but at least IT KNOCKS.

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Thing….THING!!! Keep your hand off the guest!
Go play with Cousin It instead!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

. . . and eventually it is rescued by Clarice.

Delerium
Delerium
12 years ago

It also puts the lotion in the basket.

Tom Davidson
Tom Davidson
12 years ago

Sorry. It doesn’t ring a bell.

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Knock it off!!

d.foley
d.foley
12 years ago

Or else it gets the hose again.

Chester
Chester
12 years ago

Anyone else reminded of “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”? :))

coffeebot
12 years ago

It eats the census worker with fava beans and a bottle of chianti…

Vaughn
Vaughn
12 years ago

It knocks, or it get the hose again!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

It releases my dog or . . . right, the hose thing again.

boooom
boooom
12 years ago

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door…….

Alan
Alan
12 years ago

@coffeebot:
How about “fava beans and a nice chianti”?

Chris
12 years ago

It slices! It dices! It makes Julienne fries!

Epsilon
Epsilon
12 years ago

It knocks or it gets the hose.

Charmur
Charmur
12 years ago

You down.

coffeebot
12 years ago

@Alan… damn that quote site! It doesn’t trust that site again.

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