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Instructions: following passage of jelly containing wonderful aroma, please use Pity toilet tissue immediately and ventilate room to unwrap smell
When there’s nothing on the telly
Open up the refresh jelly
It is wonderfully smelly
And will lubricate your valley
Soooo… the room is in the smell, and the smell is in the jelly… How do you get the room out of the jelly…?
… also great for livening up stale peanut butter!
Apparently, this product can be used for huffing. Talk about “hooked on a feeling.”
Smell that … well I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Pity we didn’t have this yesterday !
Instructions: To activate jelly, press [Ctrl]+[F5]. The room may be extracted using WinZip.
Constant reloading of web browser is a normal effect of the aroma, but we hope to have that sorted out in the next version. 🙂
I love the smell of jelly in the morning… it smells like victory.
Wonderful victory.
If the aroma is so wonderful, why was it locked up in the jelly?
What’s weird is the Japanese caption at the top says, in katakana (inside the blue hearts):
“Fragrance of Dolphin Blue”
No earthly what “Dolphin Blue” is.
But personally, i’d rather not use Dolphin-aroma air “freshener”.
a new take on jellyfish jelly…spongebob is a genus
Wonder what it tastes like?
Those crazy japs and their Jelly prisons.
You cannot escape the jelly. It will wrap your room in smell! Mwahahaha!
@Pete:
I think I’d sooner take my chances with “Dolphin Blue” aroma over “Open Pasture” any day! Pasture *sounds* nice at first…Until you consider the resident Bovines and the outcome of their herbivorous diets! 😮
Would you please pass the jelly?
Number 2: “Good day, Number Six.â€
Number 6: “Number what?â€
Number 2: “Six. For official purposes, everyone has a number. Yours is number 6.â€
Number 6: “I am not a number, I am a person.â€
After Pity always come refreshing feeling!
Wonderful smell was locked up in the jelly, but now it has escaped and wrapped some nondescript room. So what you’re actually buying is odorless jelly.
“The Blob: Revenge!” : The giant gelatinous blob is back… and is looking for revenge in a very special way…
“Dolphin Blue” probably smells like fish . . . or low tide in Tokyo Bay.
Not THAT feeling!
also, peeling can be extra refreshing
As long as the smell that is wrapped up in the Jelly does not include the bathroom!!!!
“I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smell”
It’s too good to be true! Finally they invented a way to inexpensively buy a room to add on to your house that you can take home in your pocket, and nobody can believe it?
Much better than the Kentucky Jelly I got at the hospital.
That smell just wouldn’t stop wonderfulling so they had to lock it up lest it starts pregnanting!