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So THAT’S where she keeps them…!
A bag for the fun-bags!
“Ma’am, what size shopping bag would you like? C? Double D? Triple E?…”
A new twist on the over-the-shoulder boulderholder…
The breast augmentation superstore. This week only: buy one, get one free.
Avoid the Men’s section. Gross.
I got a great deal on a pair marked “irregular” for the wife. The left was a C and the right a DD.
When only the b(r)est will do… 🙂
I went shopping there once. Felt like a right boob afterwards, though! 🙂
How come I always get the crap showbag, I want what she has.
In the last two posts we’ve had ‘Titty’ and ‘Mule’, aka Ass. I am beginning to wonder whether Benny Hill is the webmaster…
Keeping abreast of fashion.
Hiroko sent an urgent text message to the shop owner informing him that she had mistakenly taken someone else’s Titty’s. ‘These B’s won’t do at all’, she thought. ‘My husband was most particular that I expand to at least a double D’
This woman clearly has short term memory loss and requires labels on common objects to remind her what they are. In addition to the Titty bag, she keeps her backside in a bag labelled ‘Botty’. It can be highly embarrassing if the two are mixed up when re-attached.
I just did a google search for ‘Titty’ and I can tell you that this woman most probably has some serious goods in that bag! And now I keep getting popups inviting me to watch streaming videos from Denmark.
If it wasn’t for the sign, I would have thought those were her knees.
Notice how she is taking a picture of the bag contents, I’m jealous!
Titty bum, titty bum, titty bum bum bum. So much for the William Tell Overture. Wonder what other music she likes.
I know. The printer hasa speech impediment. It is actually “sissy”.
There’s also the men’s model, “Willy”.
Storing only the breast materials you can buy!
Hello Titty
Back from the plastic surgeon, I see…
Show me your titty! handbag!
OMG! i got like such a great deal!! you like have no idea!! it’s like a bogo event!
Judging from her sweater, I’d say she has to go back and get some more.
If that’s a Minnie Mouse figurine I see, it’s ironic.
I could stare at that bag all day !!
buy one and get second one half price
Is Minnie facing backwards from embarassment? 🙂
Steve | 2:48 pm
I could stare at that bag all day !!
I think she’s quite pretty myself
Only one?
who is she teating?
Somebody beat me to Hello Titty. Guess I’ll have to commit seppuku.
booby
Those are some fun bags
Hmmmm… I love it when I grab Titty in my both hands…
I think she’s browsing the online “getting started” manual on her phone…
Shop at Titty! you will be noticed on the subway…
its actually callled “titty +co.” http://maruione.jp/en/-tittyco-c-325_539.html
You’re a naughty girl.
believe it or not, it’s a hardware store.
Only one per customer.
…or bust.
they have a big rack of stuff.
…the name is cause they keep the AC on blast…
“We don’t have that in the States but they are really big in Japan.”
Actually, I was looking at her very nice legs.