Don’t forget to exhale…

NO BREATHING ALLOWED

By Order, Bill Clinton

It will inhale the smoking place marijuana somewhere else.

Maybe it’s non-smokers like me who pay too much attention to inhaling? 🙂

It does this whenever it is told or it gets the EXTINGUISER again!

Smoke coming out of all orifaces.

Ten meters away, “It will exhale the smoking place tobacco here.”

What can I say, I’m a bear for detail. Make that a camel.

Whoever wrote this sign inhaled too much SOMETHING.

The only way I can see this making sense is at the bottom of a swimming pool.

If your hair is on fire, you’ve inhaled too much.

Take note of this if you’re flying to the UK. With our overbearing “smokefree” laws (Meaning you can’t smoke until you’ve left the destination airport…Not good after a 14 hour flight!) you’ll need to get as much in as you can *before* boarding! 😮

[On the next sign, five feet away]

Lung cancer area.
It inhaled the smoking place tobacco over there too much. They paid attention to inhaling not enough.

A bit arrogant to tell me I pay attention to inhaling too much. I hardly pay attention to it at all—my body does it automatically.

I’m sure there’s a joke to be made here, regarding their knowledge of what one is paying attention to, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

I can feel my arteries hardening from here.

In the lung in body malfunctioning, lung-cancer lies waiting.

Exhale instead.You won’t be able to taste the smoke.

im not supposed to inhale it?

It puts the butts in the ashtray.

I just wanna die as soon as possible, if you don’t MIND!

I think the only place this makes sense is in a gas chamber- then again, a smoking area seems like a gas chamber to non-smokers….

The smoking area will inhale the smoke for you, so don’t bother about inhaling it yourself.

It beautifully exhales.

but Art Vandelay told me I was too adamant in my stance that I should focus on the inhaling, instead of both inhaling and exhaling.

Of course, they meant “smorking area”.

And over in the food court: IT WILL INGEST THE EATING PLACE FOOD HERE. YOU PAY ATTENTION TO INGESTING TOO MUCH.

wait so the room inhales for me, great without having to worry about things like breathing in i can concentrate on more important things like exhaling and thinking about why i’m in this room at all, i don’t smoke

You pay too much attention to inhaling! Why don’t you just relax for once?