Also, ask about our program.

Also, ask about our program.

posted on 6 May 2010 in Signs

Did we mention the program?

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Sign found in Japan.

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SF
SF
14 years ago

The other program is for when it turns ugly.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
14 years ago

It knocks. Then it does the programme. Then it becomes beautiful. It’s all coming together nicely now

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
14 years ago

The second option is the methadone programme, for those less inclined to exercise (unless you count running away from the police whilst carrying stolen electrical items)

DieselDragon
14 years ago

Is it compatible with Microsoft Windows? 🙂

DieselDragon
14 years ago

10 FOR n=1 TO 365
20 . GOSUB Yoga
30 . GOSUB Pilates
40 . GOSUB Ballet
50 . GOSUB Aqua
60 NEXT
70 IF Exhaustion>0 THEN GOTO 10
80 GOSUB Drop_Dead
90 REM Why did I get caught up in all of this modern exercise rubbish?
100 END 😀

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

And if THAT program doesn’t work, there’s always the program…

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

we now resume to our originally-scheduled program…

Algernon
Algernon
14 years ago

Aqua pilates is that part of the ballet program.

Brandon
Brandon
14 years ago

So get with the program already!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

And after the program you will be allowed to join the proletariat, and furthur the works of our glorius Chairman.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

EDIT: glorious.

phoenixx
phoenixx
14 years ago

wow…its an underwater yoga pilate ballet!! does that include the a free cpr class for drowning?

Blaze
Blaze
14 years ago

There IS a program. Get with it.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
14 years ago

The program knows where you live!

Dania
Dania
14 years ago

I hope today’s program includes a great deal of hullabaloo.

Recoil
14 years ago

I don’t know which program to choose, they both seem great!

Xila31
Xila31
14 years ago

You can try those other forms of exercise if you’re a coward. Only a real woman will take the challenge of The Program.

Bob*
Bob*
14 years ago

because there is THE program and the PROGRAM!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
14 years ago

We also have the pogrom for those not interested in either program.
Thanks you for your attention. Nicholas II, Czar of all the Russias. In addition, there are also the Russias.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
14 years ago

Does Yori work there?

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
14 years ago

I think I’ll join the Pirates program, and then take up Barret.

Grifter
Grifter
14 years ago

It’s fun to stay at the Y.B.P.A.
Yeah its fun to stay at the Y.P.B.A-A…

Grifter
Grifter
14 years ago

Edit: Typo, sorry

It’s fun to stay at the Y.P.B.A.
Yeah its fun to stay at the Y.P.B.A-A…

Potorrero
Potorrero
14 years ago

If everything else fails, you can always count with the program.

DieselDragon
14 years ago

Trust me, there’s *nothing* beautiful about the program if it was written in Visual Basic… 😮

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

So, tell me about the program.

Tim S
Tim S
14 years ago

Forget the program, please introduce me to the young lady!

Terry
Terry
14 years ago

I don’t care if it’s part of the program, it’s not safe to put the last hurdle right up against the wall. Somebody’s gonna get hurt ! And why is that sign only three feet off the ground? My eyes are up here.

What’s wrong with that girls’ neck anyway? Tell her to wash up, she’s got algae.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

It beautifully pirates it!

theropod-x
theropod-x
14 years ago

Yes, but is there a program? I’m just not sure…

inn.
inn.
14 years ago

The program sounds interesting too, but after a long deliberation I think I’ll choose the program.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
14 years ago

smhid…. um that prob wont catch on like lmfao but it means shaking my head in disbelief!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

That’s what I like. Flexible women.

DanT
DanT
14 years ago

Did we mention the program?

Dale E
Dale E
14 years ago

I think it’s supposed to be “Yoga Pirates Aqua Ballet,” but this ballet is a bit hard to follow without a program–or two.

FatKenney
FatKenney
14 years ago

What the…Is the program on EVERY channel?

Chuck
Chuck
14 years ago

Arrghh ! It’s the Aqua Pirates !

(Life’s fantastic when you’re prastic.)

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The yoga and pilates sound interesting, but do you have a program?

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
14 years ago

@DieselDragon:
local
Yoga = !!Pilates
in
Yoga.Ballet = {Aqua}
end

Tom
Tom
13 years ago

So those other, non-program items – Are side-effects..?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago

#!/usr/bin/program

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I prefer pirate programs

Myself
7 years ago

Oh, we’re sorry – the program crashed. Ask about our Aqua instead.

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