The Luck of the Irish doesn’t work here…

It’s such a secret that I thought I’d emblazon it all over my jacket.

Brings a new meaning to spank the monkey doesn’t it

I’m covered in imaginary bruises from a vicious dream beating

Erin goes bra-less under that jacket !!

♪♫… I dream of beating with the light-brown hair…♫♪

I’m rookin’ over
a four-reaf crover…

(sorry, sorry)

well its not a secret anymore…this ones kinky..

You’ve heard of the Telltale Heart? Well this is the Telltale Lucky Charms. They’re tragically malicious.

…And yet the Police still havn’t found her? 😀

Is it a dark counterpart to Victoria’s?

It’s the Pope in mufti.

It is my guilty secret too…

This will be our little secret…

“Take that, you stupid dream!”.

your gonna get a dream beating if you don’t fix those god damn towels..and you better keep it a secret!!!

Dream Beating? Are you a friend of Freddy Krueger’s?

Is this the Japanese equivalent to our “kick me” sign?

my father was Irish but I’m not supposed to know.

You came to the right place, Masuko. Now just slip off those knickers and we shall begin.