Not tonight honey…

A revolutionary breakthrough in butterface skin care!

New incentives to control the growth of Chinese population?

I’ve certainly seen PLENTY of faces that remove the horniness.

With a face like that, you can keep your cherry

“Keep the skin for one whole day of clear comfort” Now I’m having combined flashbacks of Silence of the Lambs and Amy Winehouse! Curse you, Engrish!!!

Goodness me! All this talk about horniness, cherries, heads and bottoms! Engrish really has become just another smut forum!

Cherrys are a round stone fruit

… and the pizza faces will make you shriek in terror…!

Banana Face will restore the horniness…

… and Taco Face is just plain wrong…!

Ah. After all those years of married life, I now know the answer.

I know the Chinese have flat faces, but that is ridiculous.

Ralph Hamilton | 4:43 am |
I know the Chinese have flat faces, but that is ridiculous.

Yikes! Looks as though you’re up for a red thumb comp. I think my running total is 587

Because your hormones are raging out of control

“Natural fruit essence. Keep the skin for one whole day of clear comfort.“ .. After which it falls off by itself.

Well like the old song goes “Put on an Ugly Face”

move over avon and mary kay…

Good! I was planning on keeping my skin anyway.

…but when the clock strikes midnight, your skin will go back to being uncomfortable.

If loss of horniness persists for more than four hours consult a physician.
Is there REALLY a market for this stuff?

A new kind of birth control from the makers of the very popular “Bloody Gum loss Toothpaste”!
This is perfect for every teenage girl!

In what way?

Creepy!

…Not ‘arf as quickly as a photo of Margaret Thatcher does, though! 😮

Gives good face.

Instead of having “that talk” with my daughter, I just left a jar of this for her to find on her dresser.

The only skin cream with NITRIC ACID! Your face GUARANTEED to fall
completely off after 24 hours!

Who said I wanted that taken away!?!

Is that a cherry on your face are you are unhappy to see me?

Other side effects: Hairy palms, going blind & pattern baldness

Only if you haven’t had enough to drink.

Yeah, I remember Cherry Face. I used to date her in high school. Couldn’t even get the bra hooks open.

just open and show your partner…it’s better than a headache.

Perfect for those times when your plans with the magic blue pill fall through…

Funny, I’ve always thought sex helps remove the horniness. My mistake.

Cherry face removes the horniness … or else it gets the hose again !!