Mowing is murder!

Are you sure this was China and not Amsterdam?

Nuigini Gold for me thanks.

I love the grass too. It is the little red eyes glaring at me in the dark, that freak me otu.

EDIT: out.

The main issue will be deciding on a BARF diet or combustible sandwich when the munchies take hold and you’re too in love with life to navigate your way safely to the shops. There’s always the left over fried crap I suppose…

I can hardly see the sign for the trees

i see why the smurfs are so happy…..

Love crab grass and you get a crappy life.

Also love pizza delivery, ’cause I’m hungry, man.

So the gardener is pro-legalization?

It ain’t easy bein’ green… but it’s real trippy, man

Whoever put those letters on must have been loving some grass at the time, because that sentence is not on straight.

Bless the grass!

(Obscure Stephen King reference)

This sign authored by Otto, the bus driver from Springfield….

Words of wisdom from Cheech & Chong. Dude

These sort of signs are all over China. I’m not sure, however, that it makes sense to call this Engrish, since it’s a pretty accurate translation. They’re meant as subtle warnings not to walk on the grass.

…grass huggers!

A stoner’s philosophy

Why hasn’t the middle post got some big-headed screws? Every post needs a good screw….or two

Where is the grass?

You’ll grass!

…for it is always smiling at you!
https://engrish.com/2009/07/creepy-grass-sign/

Is this because the tiny grass is stil asleep?

maybe its crab grass

can i sniff it.

Rastaferian motto