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just breathe slowly.
Apparently someone’s heartbroken to pieces….
If
“We can’t go on together
with suspicious minds”
agitated minds look like the answer …
OBSESSIVE AND COMPULSIVE DISORDERS CLINIC
(knock 1,932 times before entering)
or
OFFICE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA NIHON
Come in. One of me may be able to help you.
…but please stop my irritable bowel
…and my weak bladder
I need a good brainwashing and a spin dry…
Never mind!
I suspect her mind is agitated…BECAUSE OF MONKEYS
Ma’am, please step AWAY from the Prozac . . .
so which personality are you again? Jane,Emma, Marry, suicidal??
Ralph- Schizophrenia does NOT give you multiple personalities. >:-( It really more destroys a person’s personality and having it is not the least bit funny. 🙁
I need that shirt…
I just love what they did with the hearts…..
The mind might be agitated, but the heart flows adrift the gentle writing to sooth the troubles of the mind……♥ ♥ ♥
Oohh…..
This is why you should not pick up girls who hang out at Starbucks.
Will you please let me have my panic attack in peace!
@Eduard: That shirt has a heart on!
…by putting in a foley catheter
PMS to the MAX.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you one LAST time:
DROP the chalupa, AND the amphetamines. YES, BOTH of them.
A: Wife wears her hearts over her breasts.
Q: What happens when a husband wears his heart on his sleeve?
@Lora. Aware of all that my dear. It is called “black humour”. ie. Nothing is so bad that it cannot be worse. The medical profession has it in truck-loads. It helps keep one sane.
The new trend in straitjackets.
When she gets angry, she can be a real terror……
Backside of shirt reads:
“Everything is just fine … “
I didn’t plan on stopping your agitated mind, but where is it going?
Just waiting for the Amazing Visual Convulsions to start.
You must have relax!
You must try unwind
Paige Redwine. What a super-cool name! Mine’s Lance Romance.
What’s your sign? Do you come here often?
Flankie say Relax.