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Mind the GAP…. in the head!
Caution: low roof “A HEAD”!
…can’t …stop …the …engrish …in …my …head
Because you never know what’s going on in there.
A brain is very important, and the head is just a container.
Yes, the head is the most dangerous part of the body!
If you can’t mind in the head, please atleast mind in the language once you bang your head.
Don’t drink too much
Yes! Yes! And can I have a bit of B & D., as well as the spanking?
You have to be very careful in a Head when the seas are rough.
Especially when there’s plenty of room in there to bounce around…
You might offend “the voices”…
But please be tidy in a bottom
@faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.
Ironically, this sign was on the caboose.
My brain is full.
Thoughts bump together…in a head.
new ad campaign for prozak
Max Headroom would approve.
Ralph Hamilton | 4:50 am
@faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.
!!Yes, something about amyl nitrate springs to mind too. Maybe it should say “Please go gently in a bottom”.
Let’s see how many inverted red thumbs I get with THAT.
They needed something more direct than “it beautifully uses it”.
@beechoak. Also, close the sea-cock first, or you might get a very unpleasant surprise.
@faulty wiring: so far, 0!
…a captain has a wide stance.
Especially beware the gay limbo dancers.
Always careful in my head. What goes on outside of it however…
Ptharien’s Flame | 3:54 pm |
@faulty wiring: so far, 0!
Early days yet….
was this photo taken at the orthodontist?
What ya mean? givin’ or receivin’??
Don’t fall in!
I always haved too much a thing going on in a head.