We got your back…

There once was a surgeon named Self,
Who gave a girls heart to an elf,
Her liver and spleen ,
To a British marine,
But the good parts he kept for himself!

Mr Whippy is really branching out these days

…and then there’s the obvious comment about a bus full of a**holes…

If this van’s rockin’, don’t …….well…. you better stay the heck away! Or you’re lose your head. Literally!

Ahead of their time…

I hear they charge an arm and a leg…

The cab ride is convenient and free, but cramped. Getting in really sucks.

For your very own Frankenstein.

Finally! A company that literally goes out on a limb for you!

Get some!!

Sounds like competition for Babu’s Dead Body Freezer Box Rental.

Follow me to the Information Hall of Meat…

Also note the Christian Fish badge on the left side of the door.

when you’re falling apart…
when you need a shoulder to cry on…
we can lend you and ear, or a (helping) hand.

Beware of self-fragmenting humans.

Don’t go to pieces

The a**hole who goes through these marking Thumbs Down on every contribution should ask the driver is they can find him a brain.

Yes, we collect and deliver!

because of monkeys?

@Yugan Dali: I think most of the “Thumbs Down” votes are caused by a computer glitch-someone said that a few months ago.

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything …

Is it merely a coincidence that this van used to be owned by the Satsuma Dangerous Machinery company? 😉

@Yugan, Chris: Personally, I reckon EngrishWebmaster should get rid of the thumbs down option completely, and keep the thumbs up on it’s own that users can click to show their appreciation of that post. It’d solve the fake “downrating” of posts at a stroke. 🙂

Finally, a bad driver who cleans up after himself !

Fresh Hobo Legs 50% off!!!!!

REPO MEN!

I only have eyes for you…

Always ready to give a helping hand…

…But never annoy them, because “an eye for an eye” will get literal!

Takeout service for Hannibal Lecter

LIVER ALONE!

And yet the police could find no trace of the serial killer….

Extreme Makeover: Human Edition…. “Move that bus!”

so THAT’S where my parts went after surgery…. um cna i have them back now?

Look, I’ve got “head”lights, “rear” mirror, I’m a “left-hand” drive.
My exhaust is like anus, It can even release gas!

I wonder if they have a Palestinian foreskin there to spare… I’m missing mine now.

That should deter carjackers.

I understand the van has plenty of leg room ….

(If ever I were punishéd For every little pun I shed, I’d hie me to a puny shed And there hang my punnish head.)

Thinking about the constant fighting in that region of the earth.

I bet the owner’s favorite meal includes fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Keep back 500 feet.

why do i here “who are you” by the who????

Our services will cost you an arm and a leg… Plus your ear (van gogh)

It is a universal knowing of a rite to bare arms.

“I sent my lungs to Arizona
I sent my stomach to Peru
I sent my liver and kidney
for breakfast in Sidney
But I’m sending my heart to you”

(unknown from TV show last century)

The problem with those little foreign vans is there is never enough room for the legs….

which also means the feet rarely touch the floor; they are held up by the legs….

for an extra two billion yen, we can convert any van to an arm-errd car

every time I take this thing in for service, they always charge me an arm and a leg; I haven’t had it serviced in four years, so I have to take enough to cover the charges….

that is enough! I don’t think I could stomach any more bad jokes of my own creation…….

The “Gun” is the letter Dalet

Please don’t bury me Down in that cold cold ground No, I’d druther have “em” cut me up And pass me all around Throw my brain in a hurricane And the blind can have my eyes And the deaf can take both of my ears If they don’t mind the size Give my stomach to Milwaukee If they run out of beer Put my socks in a cedar box Just get “em” out of here Venus de Milo can have my arms Look out! I’ve got your nose Sell my heart to the junkman And give my love to Rose.… Read more »