Elevator riding is no laughing matter…

Blind and pregnant? We need immedlate help!

Whatever you do, don’t leave your psychopaths unattended!

And don’t bring your inflammables on there either! When it starts smoking, they want it ALL to combust, not just SOME of it!

next floor “maternity ward and mental health clinic”

Accompanying psychopaths?? are they serious?

Unaccompanied psychopaths and pregnant women will be taking the stairs.

Let me out immedlately !

lift administrator does not count as accompaniment.

Be sure to accompany your psychopath…

On second thought…..I’ll take the stairs.

I will follow all the directions but one… You get into the elevator with the psychopath. I’m staying the hell outta there!

Blind, Pregnant Psychopath with a mental illness?? Sounds like my kind of woman.

Beacause pregnancy is a serious ailment.

Ted Bundy must be accompanied.

Blind and pregnant!? That kid doesn’t stand a chance

Unattended psychopaths will be towed at owner’s expense.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

This is OK, right?