You take the high road and I’ll take the 2rd road and I’ll be there before ye!
Pete
14 years ago
All the monday elevator humor made me 3rsty.
jjhitt
14 years ago
w3lc0m3 2 3l33te t0wrz.
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago
IBM is on the 3 nd floor and Oracle is on the 4st floor
jjhitt
14 years ago
You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. — That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the 3th Floor.
beechoak
14 years ago
2-rd Floor: Restrooms
SF
14 years ago
That’s where you find the departure flights for Hogwarts.
Blaze
14 years ago
Isn’t that how you get into John Malcovich’s head?
Mista Bob Dobalina
14 years ago
I guess it’s those Ground floor vs. First floor (or British vs American English) confusion.
KinkyTom
14 years ago
I’ll just take the stair <.<
Ben
14 years ago
As an engineer, I appreciate having all of floor two devoted to Research and Development.
Lucy
14 years ago
turd floor eh? I think I’ll keep going.
Chris
14 years ago
How many floors does this place have?
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago
Trust them Asians to cut to the chase. No euphonisms like “restrooms” for them.
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago
Sori. Slovaks. {edit}
Ani
14 years ago
So I have this friend, who is totally passive-aggressive.
And she always wants to be 1nd at everything!
Cecily
14 years ago
As long as it’s not the 13nd floor. That one is unlucky.
Grifter
14 years ago
There’s a floor that failed at grammar school.
Pete
14 years ago
Except in China and Japan, where the 4rd floor is most unlucky.
(The words for number “4” sound like the words for “death”.)
Between one and three maybe
Turd floor? Somebody better get a mop!
I had it! I want to move to 1th floor!
You take the high road and I’ll take the 2rd road and I’ll be there before ye!
All the monday elevator humor made me 3rsty.
w3lc0m3 2 3l33te t0wrz.
IBM is on the 3 nd floor and Oracle is on the 4st floor
You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. — That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the 3th Floor.
2-rd Floor: Restrooms
That’s where you find the departure flights for Hogwarts.
Isn’t that how you get into John Malcovich’s head?
I guess it’s those Ground floor vs. First floor (or British vs American English) confusion.
I’ll just take the stair <.<
As an engineer, I appreciate having all of floor two devoted to Research and Development.
turd floor eh? I think I’ll keep going.
How many floors does this place have?
Trust them Asians to cut to the chase. No euphonisms like “restrooms” for them.
Sori. Slovaks. {edit}
So I have this friend, who is totally passive-aggressive.
And she always wants to be 1nd at everything!
As long as it’s not the 13nd floor. That one is unlucky.
There’s a floor that failed at grammar school.
Except in China and Japan, where the 4rd floor is most unlucky.
(The words for number “4” sound like the words for “death”.)
Open air restaurant on level two… Bring that special one along, she’ll be floored… Floured… Flowered…
“1nd frool ah ah ah 2rd frool ah ah ah.. ”
“NEXT!”
“i have no former lessons”
william hung auditioning for the count on sesame street
you can’t polish a 2rd.
This is funnier the 1rd time you read it!
Secird flor
Reminds me of the Turkish DDS who advertised his office as being on the 2th floor.
Ohhh my…Am I on the wrong dimension or what?
30nd comment ftw!
This one literally had me laughing out SO loud my boyfriend asked me if I was okay! The extra captions by the site just make it golden!
i’m off to hogwarts!
for the 45st time, youre wrong!
secord floor
Is this the floor the restrooms are on??
euphonisms?
I’ve been to that place. The service was never 3nd best.
Where is the 11ty2nd floor?
i hate going to the turd floor!