3st time’s a charm!

Between one and three maybe

Turd floor? Somebody better get a mop!

I had it! I want to move to 1th floor!

You take the high road and I’ll take the 2rd road and I’ll be there before ye!

All the monday elevator humor made me 3rsty.

w3lc0m3 2 3l33te t0wrz.

IBM is on the 3 nd floor and Oracle is on the 4st floor

You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. — That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the 3th Floor.

2-rd Floor: Restrooms

That’s where you find the departure flights for Hogwarts.

Isn’t that how you get into John Malcovich’s head?

I guess it’s those Ground floor vs. First floor (or British vs American English) confusion.

I’ll just take the stair <.<

As an engineer, I appreciate having all of floor two devoted to Research and Development.

turd floor eh? I think I’ll keep going.

How many floors does this place have?

Trust them Asians to cut to the chase. No euphonisms like “restrooms” for them.

Sori. Slovaks. {edit}

So I have this friend, who is totally passive-aggressive.
And she always wants to be 1nd at everything!

As long as it’s not the 13nd floor. That one is unlucky.

There’s a floor that failed at grammar school.

Except in China and Japan, where the 4rd floor is most unlucky.
(The words for number “4” sound like the words for “death”.)

Open air restaurant on level two… Bring that special one along, she’ll be floored… Floured… Flowered…

“1nd frool ah ah ah 2rd frool ah ah ah.. ”
“NEXT!”
“i have no former lessons”

william hung auditioning for the count on sesame street

you can’t polish a 2rd.

This is funnier the 1rd time you read it!

Secird flor

Reminds me of the Turkish DDS who advertised his office as being on the 2th floor.

Ohhh my…Am I on the wrong dimension or what?

30nd comment ftw!

This one literally had me laughing out SO loud my boyfriend asked me if I was okay! The extra captions by the site just make it golden!

i’m off to hogwarts!

for the 45st time, youre wrong!

secord floor

Is this the floor the restrooms are on??

euphonisms?

I’ve been to that place. The service was never 3nd best.

Where is the 11ty2nd floor?

i hate going to the turd floor!