We’re counting on you… please!

’cause if you don’t behave yourself and do anything X-rated, we reserve the right to sell it and make a lot of money.

Cookies for nice and well behaved tourists will be distributed after your visit…

Smile to Big Brother.

Just smile for the little birdie.

It’s also possible that you are in a sniper’s scope. Please don’t move around too much.

Signed, Walter Mitty

on the other sign: Paris Hilton Was Here !

Hey-what are you doing? BAD tourist! Bad, bad, BAD!

Please behave nicely so we don’t have to

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Big Brother may be looking at you!

No more Candid Camera nowadays! That’s rude.

The tourists must be nice and well-behaved. The locals, on the other hand, can be as naughty and ill-behaved as they wish!

I swear to God, Ambassador. It was the freaky DEAKIEST thing I ever saw! My friend…he was about to light up this joint….ganja he snuck in his suitcase from our trip to India. We were in the alley behind the hotel in Wangfujing and as soon as lit the joint, there was this bolt of lightning and these ZZZZZAP and PFFFFFT sounds, and suddenly my friend just VANISHED into thin air! It was like he got vaporized or something!!! Please, ya gotta get me outta China NOW!

Otherwise we won’t pet you, and you won’t get any treats.

Being in the Supervision Video is a lot better than being in the Driver’s Ed video or those military training films about social diseases.

If I’m in the Supervision Video I want my name in the credits and I want royalties whenever it’s played.
Plus you’ll sell more copies if you put it in a format that actually used now rather than video.

If you are not good, you won’t get any cake.

One behaves for the camera, it leads to not being arrest!

Um, Izzie? Video isn’t an outdated medium. Are you suggesting we restrict it to only audio? Pssst… I’ll let you in on a secret. There is a new technology, known as digital video.

OH! I thought @Issie was referring to one of the newer DVD formats.

Izzie (edit)

Be a nice tourist or else. And please have your SAG or AFTRA cards handy.

Supervision Videos never quite recovered from the reality TV craze…

I’m already under supervision, do I get my treat now?

you failed an audition? that’s a second chance!

p.s. for more carreer opportunities visit us on contest day

flashing is permitted after 12a.m.

Who wrote this sign–Fred Rogers? “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ….”

no no not me it was other tourist his name um um bob he make nasty movie

or else…

buuuut…you possibly might not be…in which case have a blast and be american

A warning to extraterrestrials considering making crop circles.

present may also be trap doors to your demise.

wow… the height of protectionism…

Superman just arrived in a Klingon uniform and it can only go down hill from there so behave yourself OR YOU WILL BE JOYFULLY BEAMED UP FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET NICELY

Always good advice.