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The cake
by e. e. cummings
i do not know what it is about you that burns
cakes; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all throats
nobody, not even the rain, has such small
sweet sweet sweet hands
It all “seems” to be delicious…
could be meat…could be cake
or something from George Calin’s fridge.
Or even George CaRlin’s fridge. Pirates stole my Arrrr! key.
That savory sweetness, I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Burn Mama Burn!
It all seems to be delicious…until you find out it’s my burned mama you’re eating.
Hurry Up The Cakes….. Whoops… burned it.
Mama, just killed a man.
Put a cake against his head
Burned it up and now he’s dead.
Mama, teatime had just begun.
But now I’ve thrown it in the throat in the world.
OooooOoooooOoooo….
I bake, therefore I am.
It all seems to be delicious. But still, the cake is a lie.
Yeah! My mum was a lousy cook too.
I have UFOs in my fridge too. (Unidentifiable Food Items)
Objects (Edit)
Sweet Dreams are made of this… Ingredients: cake that tastes worse than the one my mama burned.
Oh, sure! It all SEEMS delicious…! Until it gets stuck in the throat of the world!
Did we mention it was sweet?
It is a delicious cake. You must eat it.
I’d say it’s more like a beautiful nightmare.
So which cake is it? Or is it supposed to taste like all the stuff they pictured on the package combined?
And you thought Hansel and Gretel had it BAAAD
How sweet sweet sweet and it is to be burned by you!
Yeah, I guess burnt cake is tastier than cake that was stored in the throat of the world.
Cake…too savory…to resist…
If they have to sell, it has to sell like hot cakes! Burnt cakes don’t sell as much. 🙂
But, if the cake your mama made is better than store bought cake, but this is store bought cake, telling you it’s inferior to your mom’s burnt cake, what are they saying…my head hurts, mama. Make me cake.
My mama’s cake is burning in the dark,
All that that sweet sweet icing turning brown!
Someone left the oven on, again.
I don’t think that I can take it,
‘Cause it took so long to bake it,
And my throat will never be same again, oh noooooo!!!
Teatime at everybody was great till your mama burned the cake!
I don’t understand doctor, he just had that store bought cake, and now he only talks gibberish!
Let them eat cake! (Marie Antionette)
It all seemed to be delicious until you realized the cake of the store had spent significant time in the throat of the world.
Mama they try and break me
Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flame
Do ya feel your name?
Can’t you hear your babies crying?
Crying over burnt cake, I imagine.
Is this the cake which your mama burned?
No, it is the cake of the store of the throat in the world.
Thought so, it is not as delicious.
Hmm… I think that philosophical dog that hate it being left must have been either making cake or writing poetry.
It SEEMS to be delicious, but it isn’t.
Teatime at me was great until I realized it was laced with arsenic.
I’m confused, is the cake savory, or SWEET SWEET SWEET?
The cake is a lie…=D
Ambiguous cakes you for teatime enjoyments!
well this mama clearly has no cooking skills
I love sweet cakes because it is savory.
Wow… this item has no less than FOUR laugh-yourself-silly points on it, fantastic!
Glad it enjoys itself ….
where is the coffee to go at teatime with cake?
Sweet dreams are made of cake
That Mama burned when she was tryin’ to bake
“Throat in the world” is an Engrish mistake…
It’s a lie.
therefore, doo NOT buy this cake:
-it is not delicious,unlike its aperence
-it is savory, yet sweet
-it is so sweet that your teath wil disolve
-a burnt cake tastes better!
It’s sweet and sweet and sweet and sweet and sweet and savory and burnt. Seems delicious
your mom eats burnt cake.
it seems delicious! but seems ar not seeming
The cake
which my mamma burned is what is more delicious than the cake of the store of the throat in the world.
yes i will eat burnt cake from someones throat store