Decide well…

Decide well…

posted on 1 Feb 2010 in Chinglish

Yes, I sit in judgment.

Photo courtesy of Jessica Fawley.
Found at sports facility in China.

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Weegee
Weegee
14 years ago

So if I do my business in this Restroom, would it be considered ‘Purging your system in Purgatory?’

Algernon
Algernon
14 years ago

Guilty or not guilty

Karmas girl
Karmas girl
14 years ago

Just remember – everyone does not poop.

Max
Max
14 years ago

do I have to bring my own jury?

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
14 years ago

Is that why Chinese referees often make shitty decisions?

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
14 years ago

Hey, I know I’ll be Sh****g myself when the apocalypse comes.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

For the judicial breaking of wind.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago

For the judicious breaking of wind. (Edit)

jjhitt
jjhitt
14 years ago

It’s the Great White Throne.

jjhitt
jjhitt
14 years ago

Behold! The hour of judgement is nigh! And there is no paper on the roll!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago

You will be judged by your length!

mindance
mindance
14 years ago

So this is the Type B-room from that hospital is for

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

And that’s why they call it the throne…

beechoak
beechoak
14 years ago

The highlight of the day at the Senior Citizen Center. Score cards available.

Blaze
Blaze
14 years ago

I was going to post a caption, but then I read beechoak’s senior one in Professor Farnsworth’s voice. Now I am shamed. Good show, sir!

jjhitt
jjhitt
14 years ago

Right next to the broom closet of Mercy and drinking fountain of Severity.

jjhitt
jjhitt
14 years ago

Yeah, you can laugh now, but where do you think your divorce decree is going to come from?

Grifter
Grifter
14 years ago

Just don’t drop the soap.

Jellychop
Jellychop
14 years ago

Right next to the cafeteria of criminality.

Terry
Terry
14 years ago

Fudge not, lest ye be judged

coffeebot
coffeebot
14 years ago

To Poop, or Not To Poop

tami
tami
14 years ago

Will his crime be punishable in degree number 1, or degree number 2

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
14 years ago

Only ONE of these stalls has toilet paper. Choose wisely…

CallieWL
CallieWL
14 years ago

What I really need is a Restroom for Relief!

CallieWL
CallieWL
14 years ago

Judge Judy’s private restroom.

Brandon
Brandon
14 years ago

The prosecution rests.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
14 years ago

Order in the stall!!!!!

Chuck
Chuck
14 years ago

Ocupado por el juez.

Jeff
Jeff
14 years ago

“Something is rotten in the room of rest…”

Chuck
Chuck
14 years ago

Contemptible !

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
14 years ago

Objection! we can judge without a pleasant rest!

Jill
14 years ago

I just have to give them mad props for spelling “judgment” correctly. Not many Americans can do that….

Salome
Salome
14 years ago

Well, Jill, it depends on whether they are speaking of the kind a Court delivers or the kind you use when parking your car.

hoomy
hoomy
14 years ago

Becuase you need to think twice before you judge once!

tekleader
tekleader
14 years ago

I AM guilty… of eating some really bad lo mein last night!

theillien
theillien
14 years ago

I have performance anxiet. I can never go when I’m being judged.

coffeebot
coffeebot
14 years ago

…where the Court sits in recess.

Christine
Christine
14 years ago

Judgement Day has finally come- thank God He provides a restroom! Everyone’s got the shits they’re so nervous!!!

Christine
Christine
14 years ago

Oh, and Senator Craig- NO FOOT TAPPING!!!

Matt
Matt
14 years ago

Guess Scalia finally moved his office.

koolasvegan
koolasvegan
14 years ago

Judgeth my farteths… a wee bit smelly to EWWWW WEE I need to clear the room!

Chris
Chris
14 years ago

“It’s judgment day. Everybody in the bathroom!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Some people come here just to think ….
(Maybe the reference is showing my age?)

phoenixx
phoenixx
14 years ago

hmmmm rest or room…dang..i hate pop quizzes

bIrqul
bIrqul
14 years ago

Coming soon to a legislative body near youi!

Size Matters
Size Matters
14 years ago

“OK you arrogant prick! Whip it out and we will SEE who measures up as a man!”

Cecily
Cecily
14 years ago

I’m waiting for the Rest Room Rapture!

Jackson
Jackson
14 years ago

Odor in the Court!

Damien
Damien
14 years ago

The jury is out…for a wee while.

Max Period
Max Period
13 years ago

Translation from Chinese: “Judge B’s resting room”

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