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So if I do my business in this Restroom, would it be considered ‘Purging your system in Purgatory?’
Guilty or not guilty
Just remember – everyone does not poop.
do I have to bring my own jury?
Is that why Chinese referees often make shitty decisions?
Hey, I know I’ll be Sh****g myself when the apocalypse comes.
For the judicial breaking of wind.
For the judicious breaking of wind. (Edit)
It’s the Great White Throne.
Behold! The hour of judgement is nigh! And there is no paper on the roll!
You will be judged by your length!
So this is the Type B-room from that hospital is for
And that’s why they call it the throne…
The highlight of the day at the Senior Citizen Center. Score cards available.
I was going to post a caption, but then I read beechoak’s senior one in Professor Farnsworth’s voice. Now I am shamed. Good show, sir!
Right next to the broom closet of Mercy and drinking fountain of Severity.
Yeah, you can laugh now, but where do you think your divorce decree is going to come from?
Just don’t drop the soap.
Right next to the cafeteria of criminality.
Fudge not, lest ye be judged
To Poop, or Not To Poop
Will his crime be punishable in degree number 1, or degree number 2
Only ONE of these stalls has toilet paper. Choose wisely…
What I really need is a Restroom for Relief!
Judge Judy’s private restroom.
The prosecution rests.
Order in the stall!!!!!
Ocupado por el juez.
“Something is rotten in the room of rest…”
Contemptible !
Objection! we can judge without a pleasant rest!
I just have to give them mad props for spelling “judgment” correctly. Not many Americans can do that….
Well, Jill, it depends on whether they are speaking of the kind a Court delivers or the kind you use when parking your car.
Becuase you need to think twice before you judge once!
I AM guilty… of eating some really bad lo mein last night!
I have performance anxiet. I can never go when I’m being judged.
…where the Court sits in recess.
Judgement Day has finally come- thank God He provides a restroom! Everyone’s got the shits they’re so nervous!!!
Oh, and Senator Craig- NO FOOT TAPPING!!!
Guess Scalia finally moved his office.
Judgeth my farteths… a wee bit smelly to EWWWW WEE I need to clear the room!
“It’s judgment day. Everybody in the bathroom!”
Some people come here just to think ….
(Maybe the reference is showing my age?)
hmmmm rest or room…dang..i hate pop quizzes
Coming soon to a legislative body near youi!
“OK you arrogant prick! Whip it out and we will SEE who measures up as a man!”
I’m waiting for the Rest Room Rapture!
Odor in the Court!
The jury is out…for a wee while.
Translation from Chinese: “Judge B’s resting room”