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Let’s just go to McDonalds.
I’ll take door no. 2, please. And make it QUICK! I’m starving !!
The chicken may be slippery, but it still ended up in the pot.
Down the hall, second door after the beef noodles.
Gruel for the women and the young.
The fact that the slippery chicken is hot is no excuse for sneaking into the women’s room. Especially to take on the young surface. That’s a depraved restaurant.
Sir, let me tell you about today’s special. Discreet service guaranteed.
Typo for Olio. It should be Polio.
The best door ramen noodle in town. It doesn’t stink!
The floating is from women room
Beef Noodle … 38 fen
Seafood Noodle … 38 fen
Takes on the Young Surface … 48 years to Life.
48 Fen per admission? How much is a season ticket? 😀
They *charge* customers to use the ladies room? Must’ve been taking a leaf or two out of Ryanairs book… 😮
It certainly is gruel, to make people eat this stuff.
Where is door to men’s room?
Oh Fork! Somebody left a floating in the women’s room!
Well ladies, looks like they finally put a price on your nose powdering.
The door to the women’s room had such a young surface, but now it is already cooked and on your plate.
Anyone else think the translator was feeling pranky?
the correct translation for ‘door to women’s room’ should be braised meat noodle or something along that line.
Maybe we should keep our eyes peeled for a public ladies’ restroom with a sign that says ‘braised meat noodle” or something that line. ;D
Ooops! I meant ‘something ALONG that line’. LOL
“Door to Women’s Room”??
The Chinese reads “Noodles with Meat and Gravy” !!!
It is called “Door to women’s room” because you’ll need to find one not long after eating here.
I am Cornholio I need Olio for my folio…. Do you have any holio?.
could I substitute women’s for men’s?
Firstborn: a long meat noodle? Possibly in the OTHER restroom.
Floating with what? The suspense is killing me!
It’s gotta uncomfortable for those women without a door.
Peas Porridge Hot
Peas Porridge Cold
Peas Porridge in the pot
Slippery Chicken Young
Pedobear takes on the young surface
I would like the Door to Women’s Room to “go”…
48 fen to use the women’s room?
Is that room made out of Solid Gold?
I specifically asked for a table NOT by the bathroom.
That’s it, I am moving to Japan to be a translator. Apparently knowing both languages is not a prerequisite, and oh the fun you can have! Braised beef noodle = lets see……….Women’s bathroom Camera! Yep, I swear.
Oh, gruel fate! slippery chicken…
Pickle meat noodle… Could that be in the naughty engrish section?
Pickle meat noodle should not be near the door to women’s restroom either!
Waiter… my fork is floating.
thats a crunchy door….no need for a tooth pick after…
So sorry, due to vandalism on the young surfaces, we must charge fee to use the women’s room. please understanding and patience.
Qian fork with floating…what? Shudder shudder
“And Two Girls One Cup shall forever changed the course of asian culture,” spoke the Lord. And He saw that it was a terrible mistake.
Wa~haha~~~its cheap for a woman!!!
is this how you get poliosis?????
Uhhhhh . . . That’s a bit worrying. XP
Just how many weight watchers points is that?
What’s for dessert?
does that mean you get too get IN the room?
Customer: “Do you have s***-on-a-shingle?”
Waiter: “No, but we do have the door to the s***ter.”
Is the key extra ?