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posted on 5 Feb 2010 in Chinglish
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Funny, this is also first rule of smuggling.
Please don’t make me think about your thing again…
This is a yurt not a toilet!
OK. Just give me somebody to put it in.
How about those things that are hanging?
What if the well is already full of bodies?
The background on the left looks like something Dali might have painted.
But MY body well is the Well of Lonliness. My thing doesn’t like it there. 🙁
Landru knows if you are from outside the body, and you will be absorbed.
Didn’t John Wayne Gacy have a ‘body well’ in his backyard?
That’s a restriction sign I can’t refuse.
Sign outside of Jeffrey Dahmer’s tent . . .
This message brought to you by the respective Assocations of the heart, lungs, stomach, kidneys, liver, spleen, gall bladder and intestines.
donations not accepted
~jjhitt: thanks, but I think I can do better than that.
That is the most beautifully made sign that I have never understood…
It’s where we keep Jimmy Hoffa!
Temuchin pointed and said “Our out-yurt is just down the hill over there, by the creek. Well, actually, it IS the creek.”
So THIS is where the For Rent Dead Body Freezer Box van goes.
Turtles Only.
Turtle-yurts ?
This – is – Ãœqai!
Now you see why mom always asks to you go BEFORE you leave the hotel room….
Girls have extra iventory slot
Don’t leave your organs all over the floor!
For all you cut-ups out there!
What’s that? Timmy’s in the well?
Well …