We also sell carp…

We also sell carp…

posted on 11 Jan 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of Samantha Hudson.
Found in Phuket, Thailand.

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Jay
Jay
13 years ago

Call me a septic, but there’s something fishy about that sign.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

I’ve tried that non-fancy crap. It’s terrible!

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

Now I can finally get that crap pond out in the backyard…

DECMATH
13 years ago

A well-focused business. Ninety percent of their inventory is exactly what you’d expect.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
13 years ago

That’s what I say too. “PHUKET!!”

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

That crap looks awful.

dangevin
13 years ago

They should probably change the filter.

dangevin
13 years ago

So it’s normal if mine has red blotches?

Jazzy
Jazzy
13 years ago

Don’t carp about our crap!

Blaze
Blaze
13 years ago

I got tired of dealing with all that fancy crap. Eh… Phucket. I’m a regular guy.

Grifter
Grifter
13 years ago

I don’t give a phuk about this crap!

the Mouse
13 years ago

CARP! They only sell crap.

Recoil
13 years ago

Ah yes, le Crap de résistance.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

Oh phuk, that’s fancy!!

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

I once knew a man from Phuket. Apparently, his… Oh, wait. No. That guy was from Nantucket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Fancy Crap.
Hard Shelled Crap.
Fragrant and Hot Crap.

What a lot of crap!

jjhitt
jjhitt
13 years ago

Can I have the Awshit Plain Catfish instead?

Christine
Christine
13 years ago

Nothing else compares to the fancy crap….once you’ve had it, you’ll never go back to the plain old crap….

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
13 years ago

There once was a man from Phucket,
Who kept his pet Carp in a bucket,
But his fine fishy friend,
Had a very sad end,
When a strange marine malady struck it.

Xila31
Xila31
13 years ago

Must be a high end flee market.

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

It’s really good crap!

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

Also available: makeup for your pig.

Marc
Marc
13 years ago

I remember when we use to make candy for Christmas and the food coloring went all the way through the digestive system and came out the other end. Green and red crap was pretty fancy

Brian
13 years ago

If you’ve enjoyed your stay in Phuket, go to google maps and enter these coordinates in the search field: 48.067412,12.862759

BeadyEl
13 years ago

No thank you, I’m on a low-crap diet.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
13 years ago

That sign’s pretty kinky.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

PHUKET ALL, THIS CRAP IS FANCY. YOU MUST EAT IT.

DanT
DanT
13 years ago

Craoe Diem!

DanT
DanT
13 years ago

Phuket! Crape Diem of course!
For those not fluent in Latin, that means cease the day)

one brain cell
one brain cell
13 years ago

To Dan T: you mean, seize the day?

Salome
Salome
13 years ago

No, One Brain Cell, ‘seize the day’ is ‘carpe diem’, and that’s not what DanT wrote.

Salome
Salome
13 years ago

Unlike the regular variety, which just sinks or floats, fancy crap has fins and can swim.

Vapore
Vapore
13 years ago

Their other park is called Phuket Not Saving Whales…

joseph
joseph
13 years ago

Sessy Ping?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
13 years ago

Guten Morgen Untermensch. You vill eat your crap, or ve haf vays of mekink you.

The Hulk
The Hulk
13 years ago

How about some Crap Suzette monsieur?

Chuck
Chuck
13 years ago

Carpe Diem – Fish of the day !

Nicholas
13 years ago

My crap is floating at the top of my pond. Is that normal? Do I need to change the water more regularly? Does it need other craps for company or is it best as a solitary crap?

DieselDragon
13 years ago

I’ve used toilets all over the World…But the “Phuket Fancy Crap” was the best of the bunch! :O

Roxy_Is_Feroxy
Roxy_Is_Feroxy
13 years ago

Poor Carps…. they’re facing a crappy situation!

yermom
yermom
13 years ago

if it’s not scottish, it’s carp!

3DOMan
3DOMan
13 years ago

There once was a man from Phucket
Who took a crap in a bucket
He put up a sign
with a very disturbing line
and said I’m going to sell it so phuck it

tibbar
tibbar
13 years ago

find it, PHUKET, forget about it!

zach
zach
13 years ago

dont crap on our carp!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Yeah, I’m not fond of people who go to the opera, either.

Lanz16
13 years ago

Lady Tourist: What is this? They look so beautiful

Vendor: Ummm… the called “Crap”

Lady Tourist: Excuse me?

Vendor: Its a “Crap”

XD

phoenixx
phoenixx
13 years ago

do you sell guppies?

Ynnah
Ynnah
13 years ago

OH… CRAP! I MEAN CARP!

marc
marc
13 years ago

Marketing must have felt lots of dismay – AH PHUKET, FANCY CRAP

don
don
13 years ago

do not feed the fishes with your private..

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