We also sell carp…

Call me a septic, but there’s something fishy about that sign.

I’ve tried that non-fancy crap. It’s terrible!

Now I can finally get that crap pond out in the backyard…

A well-focused business. Ninety percent of their inventory is exactly what you’d expect.

That’s what I say too. “PHUKET!!”

That crap looks awful.

They should probably change the filter.

So it’s normal if mine has red blotches?

Don’t carp about our crap!

I got tired of dealing with all that fancy crap. Eh… Phucket. I’m a regular guy.

I don’t give a phuk about this crap!

CARP! They only sell crap.

Ah yes, le Crap de résistance.

Oh phuk, that’s fancy!!

I once knew a man from Phuket. Apparently, his… Oh, wait. No. That guy was from Nantucket.

Fancy Crap.
Hard Shelled Crap.
Fragrant and Hot Crap.

What a lot of crap!

Can I have the Awshit Plain Catfish instead?

Nothing else compares to the fancy crap….once you’ve had it, you’ll never go back to the plain old crap….

There once was a man from Phucket,
Who kept his pet Carp in a bucket,
But his fine fishy friend,
Had a very sad end,
When a strange marine malady struck it.

Must be a high end flee market.

It’s really good crap!

Also available: makeup for your pig.

I remember when we use to make candy for Christmas and the food coloring went all the way through the digestive system and came out the other end. Green and red crap was pretty fancy

If you’ve enjoyed your stay in Phuket, go to google maps and enter these coordinates in the search field: 48.067412,12.862759

No thank you, I’m on a low-crap diet.

That sign’s pretty kinky.

PHUKET ALL, THIS CRAP IS FANCY. YOU MUST EAT IT.

Craoe Diem!

Phuket! Crape Diem of course!
For those not fluent in Latin, that means cease the day)

To Dan T: you mean, seize the day?

No, One Brain Cell, ‘seize the day’ is ‘carpe diem’, and that’s not what DanT wrote.

Unlike the regular variety, which just sinks or floats, fancy crap has fins and can swim.

Their other park is called Phuket Not Saving Whales…

Sessy Ping?

Guten Morgen Untermensch. You vill eat your crap, or ve haf vays of mekink you.

How about some Crap Suzette monsieur?

Carpe Diem – Fish of the day !

My crap is floating at the top of my pond. Is that normal? Do I need to change the water more regularly? Does it need other craps for company or is it best as a solitary crap?

I’ve used toilets all over the World…But the “Phuket Fancy Crap” was the best of the bunch! :O

Poor Carps…. they’re facing a crappy situation!

if it’s not scottish, it’s carp!

There once was a man from Phucket
Who took a crap in a bucket
He put up a sign
with a very disturbing line
and said I’m going to sell it so phuck it

find it, PHUKET, forget about it!

dont crap on our carp!

Yeah, I’m not fond of people who go to the opera, either.

Lady Tourist: What is this? They look so beautiful

Vendor: Ummm… the called “Crap”

Lady Tourist: Excuse me?

Vendor: Its a “Crap”

XD

do you sell guppies?

OH… CRAP! I MEAN CARP!

Marketing must have felt lots of dismay – AH PHUKET, FANCY CRAP

do not feed the fishes with your private..