Visit the park must know

That’s a lot of rules you son of a .

Don’t take it easy, don’t take it easy
Don’t let the sound of your difficult explosions drive you crazy.

Make sure to read the repetitive repetitive sign.

Let’s go to the movies instead.

You had better make sure you don’t set off the smoke the flower now, firecracker.

What was that again?

Short version: Just obey everyone the. And is prohibit everything the activity.

Only those “Aware of the self”; sentient beings, are permitted to purchase tickets such as human beings, aliens visting from outer space and robots with artificial intelligence. Furniture, chairs, automobiles, rubber duckies and rocks etc… are not permitted to purchase tickets. Please obey the conductors instructions and sing in tune!

Forbid the divination? Damn my 14th level wizard will have to learn a new school of magic.

The Chinese are reminiscing the good old days of Chairman Mao when they didn’t have so many rules.

Sorry kids, reading the sign took so long there’s not enough time to play, it’s time to go home.

OK OK man. Just show me where to smoke the flower.

Closed due to excrescent circumstances.

Don’t trample the lawn, climb the tree instead! You will get a free sion object!

“Throw the fruit peel”

Is that a metaphor for sex? O_o

No throwing the fruit peel here!

And no smoking the flower! Or the firecrack!

If you have any dangerous goods, just explode them in the park. It’s easy!

So… does this mean that Karaoke is out???

Forbid throwing fruit peels?!? But I was going to film my slapstick comedy here today! Now what will I do with all these bananas?

“smoke the flower..” that sounds like the stuff i did in lots of parks in th ’70s

my…brain…hurts

cannot…compute

must know…must obey

I foresee complications with the park tomorrow…

Let’s go to the Megadeth show instead!

Have not yet to admit sign edit edit needs.

Backward ran the sentences until reeled the mind.

Emergence! I have discover excrescent circumstance! Also, step of it occur me.

Just follow a few simple rules and everyone will have a good time.

“Now what will I do with all these bananas?”

Oh, let me think a minute-so many possibilities…

Oddly enough, it doesn’t say anything about ‘stoned person’ or ‘madman’.

I’m confused.

Obey these simple rules and you’ll have a great time!

What kind of flowers has the signmaker been smoking?

Bah! In my day, park signs took all day to read, and that was the way we liked it!

At least they allow swimming inside the field… I think.

Fis nod Weimu’s eajy praaace! Misduh Zign says pwohibijion do dage id eajyyyy! Weimu canned wije heeeeewe!

So can I or can’t I park in the park?

Karaoke is allowed, just not for 8 people.

Visit the park must know…..

bother don’t.

Well that just decides. There’s no visit the park if can’t do divination or wager the etc.

Clearly this park by Yoda is run.

Sorry, but I only obey the unsocial social rules.

unsocial social ethics*

Just to make it even more difficult to understand, the recorded version of the sign for the blind was recorded using Donald Duck’s voice!

I only go to parks if I can throw the fruit peel. They’re not getting my business!

Yoda Sign Painter, The.

can i get the translation please?

really tired reading the rules. cant they make it short and simple?

The last time I relied on a ticket to get in the park, I had to enter a sewer. When I finally got in, the impatient ticket had already followed the flow of the sewer water. I walked down the sewer stream and searched all day. When I finally found it it was already night, but I went to the park anyway. They rejected my ticket because it was all wet and unreadable, but their true reason was probably that I didn’t rely on the ticket to enter the park. I bought another ticket and put it on a lease,… Read more »

With the exception of the last two bullet points, I have a pretty good idea of what they are trying to say. It lacks the splendid elegance of the nice grammar but I like to make tea from flowers while I diagram sentences and it gives no guaranty of the conveyance of clear ideas for the sole reason that one is not grammatically incorrect.

So where is the bathroom?

Uuuuuhhhhhh say that again?, NO! WAIT DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!