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Sorry, I am going to have to drawback these…
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“All of our Customer Service Artists are currently busy. Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. Yet still you are here, At the bottom of my heart.”
I inagine that the official organ, still has the greatest drawback in China.
Yet still you are still here, what a disapproval drawback, hack hack
Naturally low in fat, cholesterol and self-esteem.
Even if you disapproval, you will still be at the bottom of our hearts! – that’s what I call a polite customer service…
Yet still you are here, at the bottom of my heart… because you’re loaded with cholesterol and trans fat…
Yet still you are here, at the bottom of my heart… and my hips and my tummy and my buttocks and my thighs…
Trust me,… if I disapprove, I’ll be the one drawing back… IN DISGUST!
Introducing the Swallow then Spit cookies.
You wounded me deeply, and I tried so hard to draw back from you. And yet you remain, at the bottom of my heart.
Why can’t I quit you?!?
They will drawback, as was outlined in the Great Cookie Treaty of 1906.
“Yet still you are here, at the bottom of my heart”
yeah because the top is reserved for people I actually LOVE.
The lack of competent translators appears to have become a drawback.
Thank you from the heart of my bottom.
Absolutely indigestible… I disapproval one week ago, yet it is still here, at my bottom!
Yuch, talk about heartburn! Cookie, cookie,
I eat you so long already
yet still you are here
at the bottom of my heart-OH!
“We are Jing Feng foods. And we approval this packaging.”
“If disapproval, we will drawback, and yet you are still here at the bottom of my heart”
“Cookies, I don’t know, I just think we’re going a little too fast, you must remember my first love, still there, at G57, the snickers bar in the vending machine. I’m sorry, no, you stay here I’ll drawback. See you around…:
The withdrawal method is unreliable. To avoid unplanned pregnancy use a condom kids!
You WILL like the cookies or else we will take them away! And then you will have NO cookies!
What are you still doing at the bottom of my heart ?!? I disapproval! Drawback!
I’m sorry I look so nervous, it’s just that I’ve never tasted cookies at gunpoint before.
Seems like indigestion but it’s just me…
These cookies are so rich, they inspect the customer…If s/he isn’t of a high enough social class, back (up) they come! 😮
And then you’ll go to the bottom of my ass.
Ah, cookie, you say the sweetest things. But you know our parents would never approve. You must drawback.
IF VOMIT. WILL YOU REFUND?
I could smell you getting off the shelf…
is this war of the cookies?? wheres the milk?