I think I’ve seen enough here…

But, what did I do wrong? 🙁

This is warning of you!

must be genetically engineered.

Think I’ll take that one instead.

$11.99/LB… yeah, I’ll leave.

Unfriendly Farms never understood their low sales…

I just let one rip.

There’s just not enough spinach in this town for the two of us.

…but not until you make like a tree

Why so green?

Leave? Next time I’ll do even better and won’t even bother coming in.

Or what? You gonna get sap on me?

This isn’t the produce you’re looking for…

No thanks, I was looking for the worst leaves.

“Awright, who labeled these?”
“It was Eddie, sir”
“Tell him he’s fired!”
“Um, you already fired him yesterday… but then you told him to finish his shift…”

Better make like a tree…and get outta here!

Put down the $1.08 and back away slowly…

Located next to Sick Leave and Maternity Leave.

it used to be called: “better make like a tree”
but they couldn’t fit it on the price tag so they changed it.

I want the WORSE LEAVE… it’s probably cheaper than the AVERAGE LEAVE

Make me!

and take that pile of garbage with you.

this package will self-destruct in 10 seconds

So, how much for the Best Leave ?

Better make like a leaf in the breeze and flutter outta here.

Found beside SCRAM, BEAT IT and VAMOOSE

…and be sure to drop the chalupa on your way out!

These veggies are on the mend; last week they were “SICK LEAVE” …

Reminds me of that ancient margarine commercial:

“Butter.” “Parkay.”
“Butter.” “Parkay.”
“Butter….

You’ve heard of Whole Foods? Well this is Paranoid Foods.

Yeah! I’ll gonna LEAVE! You are overpricin’ yer products man! That’s so WONG!

On a serious note- they mean to say ‘betel leaf’. 🙂

Did i do something wrong?

Let’s make like a leaf and blow!

It says, “11.99 $/LB.” Is this from the U.S.?!?!?!?

A valiant attempt to warn unfortunate travellers against lingering in the Human Dumplings shop, alas…

i’d rather use these better leaves than that artsy fartsy toilet paper…probably clean better…

This must be the bitter herb section.

The herb is bitter, indeed.

….but…but…i don’t wanna

leaf me alone

Alas! The secret ingredient I use when my in-laws come to our house for dinner is now available to all!

This shop is gonna wind up soon…

let’s leave guys!!

Where’s the door. . .oops, I mean beef!

Oh GOD! Get out of there before those leaves spontaneously mutate and eat you!!!

ok fine.

worse goodbye

But shopping was just getting interesting …!

You’re at the risk of your health