Happy New Year 2010!

Looks like 2010 is going to be a dull year.

Probably a New Year’s resolution for some marriages….

lol, it’s still 2009 here!

Aw man! And I already came all this way.

Information you can use.

I think we’ll cancel 2010 and go straight to 2011

LET’S PLAY GAME. EVERYONE GETS OFF.

No climax? Use type-78 sex condoms!!

Sounds like my marriage

TMI ! ! !

HEADACHE ON!

Don’t mind if I do…!

Is this a competition?

You know how the human Torch says “Flame on” to light himself on fire, he says “Flame off” to turn it off. Kinda gives this thing a different spin

When he told her he came with an information kiosk, it was a huge turn off.

Perfectly matches my entry for “Climax Bargain” for new year 2006 or 2007.

Can’t confirm the year because the website Search field is still inoperative.

From the makers of 7-piece-condoms…

It was far too late for the massed hordes of January sales shoppers…They’d failed to heed the warnings about the VAT increase, and now they would pay (more) for it… 😮

[Here in the UK, we enjoyed a temporary drop in VAT to 15%, down from the usual 17.5%…That temporary period came to an end this morning.]

Japan is such an orderly and respectful country, that even the strongest and most unsavoury of instructions are given in a polite and pleasant manner! 😀

[Consider an alternative word in place of “climax”… 😉 ]

You don’t wanna be around when the balls drop…

A very happy New Year!

Climax Off in IMAX 3D.

tissues initiated

Now it’s off? You sure blow hot and cold.

2009 was so last year. Pffft

*sing* Clap on, Climax Off! It’s premature ejaculation!

OOPs…. Sorry…too late.. 🙂

Just like my last girlfriend.

…all over the place.

Good one, Wendy Darling — You can spit my condom now —
(with apologies to Wendy)

Sounds like my wife.

you all need to go climax yourselves

climax on climax off very good daniel san

Yeah? What the climax you lookin’ at?

Damn It! I always show up on the wrong days!

Party’s over, boys.

Anybody know where the on switch is for this thing?

I prefer to climax on…