Beautiful Girls Definition

Well to start, instead of calling them chicks, they’ll now be known as chuxxx.

OK OK! What do we now call the ugly ones?

beau-ti-ful girl, -noun 1. a squirrel that is your best friend because it grabs your nuts.

Beautiful girls are party crashers. Tell that to Obama.

Are you talking about Susan Boyle?

I suppose it depends on how much you’ve had to drink

La-dy Ga-ga: see Bjork

Is that Chu-XXX or Chu-KKK ?
Either way, the definition is changed, alright.

I’m not staring at you biggesy mammaries, I’m trying to understand your shirt.

I really think the focus should be on “The party killer visit”… is that some who just kills the party itself, or someone who kills AT a party?

Chuxxx wouldn’t be obvious to the average non-Japanese-speaking Gaijin (foreigner).

The Japanese equivalent of the sound of a kiss, like “smack” or “buss” in English, is the sound “Chuu”.

“Chuxxx” really means “kissing sound” plus “XXX” like some women write “XXX” for “kiss kiss kiss” on a letter.

jjhitt @ 4:10 am: Good one!

So, ugly is the new blonde?

“I hope the beautiful girls don’t show up; they’ll ruin everything!”

The bottom line actually says “woman’s” not “girls”.
Pedantry r us, erm, is I.

Chuuuuxx! Now I can award the beautiful girl!

Don’t let the party killer into your important party.

They only wanted to go to an important party. But then, the killer visit. Coming this summer to a theater near you, “The Beautiful Girls Definition is Changed.”

Rated R.

Everyone is dancing, happy, party,
But Ramses is not dancing, he does not dance at the party.
He visit late…he is a party killer.

creepy.

Party killer? Is this shirt for Carrie?

Alright, who invited Freddy Krueger?

It’s not definition, it’s defintion. There’s a difference!

One would hope the definition change would be an upgrade to 1080p.

FYI – “chux” are the blue plastic pads used for incontinent patients in hospitals and nursing homes

I guess those Dove ads must have worked.

How is the Poker Game affected on this occasion?

I am lurking nearby, just waiting to visit into your “important” party.

They’re only gonna do you dirt and make you suicidal, suicidal, when they say it’s over.

What’s a “defintion”? Is it Engrish code for a certain body part?

You talkin’ to me ? Oh. You said, “Chuxxx.”

Chuxxx–it’s New Zealand for chicks.

@CallieWL: good one! Read over it completely

Damn, I didn’t get the memo! Is Angelina Jolie still hot?
Can I keep on fapping to her?

I saw this slogan in a fortune cookie last week.

oh no! somebody called me bueatiful girl some days a go, I hope it is before the change.

Don’t you mean “defintion”?

Blonde and tanned is SO last year…

beware of the party killer

Yeah, the definition usually does … when I get the last one.

dduuuddeeee that was an awsome party..

check your webster’s, yo.

– We are now The Knights Who Say ‘Defintion’!