Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

For the hirsute or the hirsute at heart.

Hello, this is the GEICO caveman calling…I’d like to make an appointment with my stylist? I need a new look to snag a new gig as soon as I can. Seems the company found some cute little hairless lizard to replace me with. Oh, you CAN see me today? GREAT!

I suppose a Brazilian is out of the question

The last time i went for a free spa, Muhammed Ali came out and punched me several times.

“Damn hairy welcome, damn dirty need not apply”

Hangout for rich Greek billionaires in Speedos….

Any realtion to Dirty Hairy?

Relation. (damn)

Those Damn Dirty Apes have their own Damn dirty Spa

It’s a real jungle in here!

beechoak: clever comment, and I’m glad it’s only the rich Greek billionaires, not the poor Greek billionaires.

Get your hands off me, you damn hairy ape!

A relaxing retreat for your follicle follies.

I can’t remember. Is that the ex’s favourite esthetician or the legal firm she sicced onto me?

Damn dirty apes welcome.

Can I get a friggin’ moustache trim with that?

I hear they are frequented by both Sasquatch and Yeti.

Not to mention a certain famous TV Bounty Hunter…

I think Robin Williams goes there

Here is fruitier…
Here is damn hairy…
No telling what tomorrow will bring.

YUGAN: Yeah, I noticed the redundancy after I clicked the submit button. I wish we could go back and edit when we discover a mistake in our comments.

Sorry, our pedicurist just got impaled again…

Why does this manicure set have a corkscrew and a bottle opener???

Gush! He’s damn sweaty too!!

Hair hair.

Yuganh & Beechoak. If you asked a Greek billionaire he may well reckon he was poor, if he had no sons.

All right, Boo-Boo, it’s time for a trim and massage at the doggie spa.

C’mon, Bigfoot, I know that you hate a haircut, but you’re so damn hairy! You like the massage, remember?

Chewbacca has been dragged here time and again, shrieking.

Bring earplugs when it’s time to wax; you can hear ’em screaming from two miles away.

“Every last inch of me is covered with HAIR!”

I dated one girl that could use a trip to this place. Damn them Turkish girls are hairy down there.

the last five letters, C-I-O-U-S, fell off during a storm.

hey there’s chewbacca!

@3DOMan: I can imagine that there are plenty of women making similar complaints about men.

I like my men hairy, but not damn hairy!