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Battalions of shrimp in search of the deadly lobster
Because of Sea Monkeys….
“War is shell”. — Gen. Techcumseh Crustacean.
Long, long ago in a frying pan far, far away…
a giant in peace, but a shrimp in battle.
“Battle Shrimps – Armed to the Teeth!” 😀
…and armoured to the gills !
Anorith, I choose you! Use Water Gun!
He may be small but he’s…
…alright, he’s just small.
Flit like a butterfly shrimp, sting like a bee…
After Davey’s glorious victory over the giant Goliath, he found himself commercialized as far away as Thailand…
New Movie: The Shrimp that Roared
Out: The March of the Penguins
In: The March of the Crustaceans
Little Red Riding Shell, and the 3 Little Shrimp…both stories share the same villain:
The Big Bad Crab
Boy Shrimp: I and my little claws just can’t cut it, I’m no good at anything!
Dad Shrimp: Don’t worry son, some day you’ll grow up to be a mighty Lobster!
At least nobody has mentioned Midget Wresting !
Do they ride seahorses?
The sense in this menu is going, going, goong
May the farce be with you.
The belly invasion begins!
Many shrimp died that day. We shall never forget…
Hello. My name is Jambalaya Scampi. You killed my father. Prepare to fry.
“NO, Jambalaya Scampi. I AM your father!”
-Darth Prawn
What part of the body is Tod’s Maan Goong from?
Must-o try the Mashroom Battle! Even better taste!
Fight, little shrimp! Fight for everlasting peace!
I hear shrimp are good for your diet, maybe it’s the battle of the bulge
Never in the field of human cooking have so many owed so much to so few.
Awww, they look so cute welding those little sword-shaped toothpicks! And look, they’re using cocktail umbrellas for shields, isn’t that adorable? *smile smile*
Get it on, tod maan gong, get it on!
Battleprawn Atlantica versus the Plank-tahns
lol
this is the sequel of district 9
from Forest Gump’s restaurant
Call of Prawn: Fishy Warfare 2 is availible to your nearest Game store in Xbox 360, and PS3!
Updated! Alternate Version released! Call of Prawn: Fishy warfare 2 expansion pack now availible on your nearest game store and in Xbox 360 and PS3.
If you still like those games, try Call of Shrimp: Fishy Warfare 2, now released in your nearest game store in Xbox 360 and also in PS3!
The scallions’ provocations and “innocent” border crossings suddenly became too much.
Damn, they scoop up those shrimp while they just the in heat of the battle!
Massage in a battle