Also, enjoy Near-Beer as well.

great, where is the non-smoking section?

Cigarette? Yes, please, I just quit non-smoking.

So I can still do Crack?

Come to where the flavor is!

Nice to know there won’t be any peer pressure.

Non Smoking allowed? Does that mean in other places, you have to smoke?

Yes. Outside marked zones smorking is compulsory.

Non-prostitute also welcome!

Family men not allowed!

Oh, thank goodness! I’m so not craving a cigarette!

You mean I can stop any time I feel like it?

Sign found outside a smokers club.

Well as long as you don’t HAVE to….

Boss, this customer must be lost…says he was looking for the medical marijuana bakery.

They’re positively not against partial abstinence.

Finally! A room with a little fresh air.

Oops-sorry, I was looking for the “non-smorking” section.

Can’t Drink. Can’t Smoke. What can ya do ?

I smork very quiet then.

This sign must be in a casino.

…But as it’s my house, and I’m a smoker, I’m afraid you’ll have to non-smoke in the garden. 🙂

I’m getting mixed messages… 😮

Thank God they didn’t prohibit both!

Guess you have to be a smoker who isn’t smoking to get in …

So, You are allowed to not smoke?

Not undenying to drink tobacco is however prohibited.

No Injins though!

Eventually, they discovered that the temporary feel of elated liberation didn’t compensate for the peer pressure, and went back to “No Smorking”.

Let’s Drink Drive

CAUTION: No warning!