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The color of money.
Boy, those kindergarten teachers in China are rude.
No thanks. I prefer white bitch.
Racist Asians…
I’d like to return this, it clashes with everything in the room.
The female Shar Pei can come in brown, black or blue.
Does it come in vamp or tart.
Shoes made from dog leather? High time to call PETA…
Available at Ho’s R Us…
The chinese can’t differentiate between birch and bitch. They look the same.
When “couldn’t agree on the color of sh*t” finally got old as a euphemism for disagreeable.
Let’s hope the John Bitch Society doesn’t hear of this….
I’m looking for something a little more masculine…do you have anything in “bastard” or “dick”?
It should go with the room and my balls… blue.
I can’t stand this outfit, it has such a bad attitude.
I’m Item # SPC1000, bitch!
A bitch never changes her spots!
Maybe it’s an imperative: “Color it, you bitch.”
I’d like something in bitch light, please.
Introducing Crayola’s new color: Burgundy Bitch
Eyes: dragon
Hair: murder
Color: bitch
…nobody’s perfect
A colored bitch was made in China
it comes complete with a vagina
A colored bitch that was made in China,
Came complete with a chartreuse vagina,
With many odd bits
And two purple tits
And an arse like a Russian cruise liner.
Thanks for the idea “Hulk”.
When I bitch, my language is rather blue and colorful.
Bitch. It’s the new black !
Honey, that color is so you.
“It’s Britney…”
Made of recycled cardboard, faggot!
‘Bitch’ is my second favourite colour next to ‘Cunt’.
Birch and bitch look the same? Well, pour me a tall glass of that bitch beer, birch!
Taking mail order bride service to the next level.
Hey, that’s Juggernaut’s Package…..
Sold in Ho’s Fashion
mail order bride service is just a phrase made by low quality women whom are dead jealous at good women treating their men with respect and love. All these feminists want to do is use you as a stepping stone to stand on top, while sucking your money dry in divorce courts.
oooh, i ordered the wrong color! son of a …