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Which way to the normal doctor?
posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish
Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.
Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.
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They have a microwave room? What are they gonna do, microwave people? Yes, I’m sure that’ll cure them… in a dead kind of a way…
Gynecology Observation – Better than the Movies!
i wonder what is the vagina mirror check room.
The super room of 8 was the original experimentation room for the Fantastic 4
The knife treatment room is proudly supported by…the sea!
Super Room of B = B-mode Ultrasound Room
NUMBER 1 HEALH CARE in CHINA iN Engrish that means DONT GO!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help!
Maybe they microwave dead bodies . . . ?
The ultimate menu for the pervert who has everything!
either they microwave the dead bodies for food or they just go to the LZT melt room for cremation…
what doo they mean by “liquid room”?
It puts the vagina mirror in the basket or it gets the knife treatment.
If I’m looking for the toilet, should I go to the “Tiny treatment room of OK” or the “Lose the liquid room”?
LZT = li zi tai = titanium ions
Leads to melt the room = fusion
Get the idea?
Lol, the way to the normal “doctor’s office” is found at the bottom 😀
WTF is “The sea supports the knife” room??
Go to lose the liquid room if you want to lose some water weight
I bag the mammary glands section
i hope the microwave room is not too hot
The microwave room looks fun
I don’t think I’d enjoy the vagina mirror check room..
I bet they have grandstands in the gynecology observation room.
If you get sick in Taiwan you are screwed. 😀
Excuse me, I’m looking for the c*nt who made this sign.
just like in willy wonka
if you lick the wall it tastes like asian
Dead man watching or watching till death
I’ll be happy to work at the “vagina check mirror room”!
“LZT leads to melt the room” will soon become a Liquid room
Caution: vaginas in the mirror are closer than they appear.
gynecology observation room? let me get my camcorder! cha ching!
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i’m not a doctor, but i play one in gynocologist waiting rooms
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our modern hospital boasts TWO microwave rooms for all of your instant ramen noodle needs
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“two stinkin’ microwave rooms and here they stick me in this tiny…”
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gynocology flows the operating room? EWWWWWWWWW!
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urology > prescription > lose the liquid room “aw crap! which bottle is which? i can’t read this, it’s in chinese!”
looks like we got another stabbing victim to dump in the ocean
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Dr. Meng, what a good idea of yours to upgrade the Room of B to a Super Room of B! Oh, and you’re needed in Gynecology Observation.
“I’m okay, really. I don’t want to bother a busy doctor. I’ll just go to the vagina mirror room and patch things up myself.”
….shame on you – and you thought
Willy Wonka only made chocolate….
No,” LSD” leads to the room melting
The vagina check room?
I have no idea what this all means, but I know what I like.
I wish we had Super Rooms in my hospital…
Excuse me nurse … Which way to the short-wave room INSIDE the body?
Wait a minute… the cashier get’s their own office?
An entire section just for Planned Parenthood? This must be China!
“I’ll meet you in the Super Room of B, as soon as I check my vagina mirror… Ummm… Do I tip the check person?”
Huh………aLiquid room and a Lose the Liquid room…………What about a Lose the liquid Melting room!
gynec observation room – call me when cheerleaders have their next physical!
Notice that they have written “cashier’s office” correctly!
Microwave Room
Short wave treatment room: where you can listen to the soothing sound of Morse code on the 40 meter band.
I suspect the barren in the “super room of B” with the vagina mirror.
Which way is the x-ray room then?
Good thing the short-wave room is outside the body at this hospital. I hate having to have the short-wave room inside the body. It’s terribly invasive and I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s even for.
The Republican Congress attempted to get rid of the Planned Parenthood Section – unfortunately, they couldn’t read Chinese, so they ended up defunding the gynecology observation room instead.