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Which way to the normal doctor?
posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish
Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.
Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.
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About “the barren does not teach section”: Looking at the characters I’m guessing this is probably the Infertility Treatment clinic. The characters I think have something to do with “doesn’t bear nor raise” as in children.
As for the LZT melting the room…I need to find my Chinese dictionary. Looking at the characters makes me wonder if this is the abortion clinic? I’ll have to check in a few hours.
Where should I go if I have the stupid disease?
So now all /b/rothers can meet up in Chinese hospitals!
What they mean by “Super B” is type-b ultrasonic
I see the microwave room is right next to planned parenthood. Yep. That ought to do it.
I’m sorry, I was under the mistaken belief I could find the “Super-Dooper room of A” at this hospital. Apparently you only have a “Super Room of B”? Surely you understand the fundamental difference involved and that as a result I will have to take my surgery disease elsewhere…
I’ll bet the “Planned Parenthood” room isn’t very full… 😉
I wonder if the tiny treatment room is especially for munchkins and other midgets?
LZT is :PEE-PULLLLL!!!!!
At least is free
Short-wave room inside the body in the gynecology section.
The person of the creating this sign can be found microwaving and melting in the planned parenting room.
Well i see were the barron doesnt teach…. but im looking for where he does
No X-ray room?
I really want to see this “Super Room Of B” =]
“Bob* | 8:00 pm | said: “At least is free.”
Bob, free does NOT mean “better”. I’ve BEEN in a hospital in China. You get what you pay for there Believe me, you DON’T want to get sick and have to go to a hopsital in China!
LZT = Large Zenith Telescope. It uses a mirror just like the vagina check room.
It’s all part of their program to keep the population down.
The sea has always been a big supporter of the knife treatment…
Finally, a place where I can check my vagina mirror! I’ve been having to lig this thing all over the place. =P
I wonder, why is gynecology the only section of this hospital that need “observation room”… I guess there are lots of “kinki kids” around…
Also – just for the record – no hullabaloo in the hospital. Those who don’t comply will be sent to the microwave treatment…
@Pete – It was meant to be funny..thanks for killing it.
@Bob – you’re welcome since I obviously had no idea it was intended as humor or meant to be serious. OK, so, my bad.
Super room of B is for people with super large breasts.
Super room of /b/?! Help!
Person of Gynecological flows? Now that’s an impressive job title, even though it’s probably just the name for the poor janitor who has to clean up after someone’s water breaks.
The mammary glands section seems to be quite popular.
Don’t call the urology sections, they will just make you hold.
weeeeelll……
*cough*
Some Chinese (not me) don’t really know English.
Cashier’s office?OFFICE?
I had to have a checkup in the vagina mirror room once.
Two step plan to reforming health care:
1. Gynecology observation room
2. $10 admission for Gynecology observation room
For anyone interested, Super room of B, aka B-Ultra room, means “Type-B Ultrasonic” room
“‘LZT’ leads to melt the room”
How can a few letters melt a room?
Rofl
Objects in vagina mirror are smaller than they appear.
The urology room and the melt room are the same!
Imagine if the sea level lowered. What would support the knife treatment room?
Think of the poor knives. Stop global warming.
Super room of B!
I had no idea Willy Wanka owned a hospital in China!
i wish there was a vagina mirror check room at my doctor’s 🙁
I’m just glad its not “the super room of /B/”. otherwise that hospital is screwed. And if it is, in before “wuts dat?”
Does this place have a bathroom?
Its in the Microwave Room. I’m sure of it.
Forget the liquid room… I need to find the solid room fast!
Ooh, I think I’ve got it!
It was the barren who does not teach…
with the sea-supported knife…
in the vagina mirror check room!
Suck it Col. Mustard.
– – – we will raise the efficiency factor of this clinic by putting a partition between the doctor’s office and the nurse’s station.
Accidents on the road suddenly spiked when Ford and GM mistakenly installed vagina mirrors in their 2010 trucks!
a liquid room….interesting…….not so sure about that vagina mirror check room tho…..
the vagina mirror check room…make sure to check that vagina mirror…
I got it ! What is in the Super room of B is all the men on break on the other side of the Vagina mirror check room! Watch out ladies you’re on candid camera!